buttsex

When someone humps you in your ass

He is gay cause he buttsexed me

by UplikedonaldTrump March 5, 2017

Buttsex Barbarian

A large Nordic man with lots of facial hair who ass rapes any living thing in sight in order to claim the anal treasure. Often times they will use the whale blubber they harvest for anal lubrication. Buttsex Barbarians know no fear.

John: “So the other day I was..”
*Buttsex Barbarian crashes into the room screaming with whale blubber all over his cock*
John: What the FUCK!
*John is knocked out with wood club and taken to the barbarian boat for a massive anal rampage*

by Nelson CockBerg September 6, 2018

Buttsex

its what it looks like

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by PlasmyCirnosBlackBallsHD April 27, 2021

awkward buttsex

The moment someone slips into another person's "clown-hole" and they don't actually know about it. So both parties just stay there, neither moving or acting sexually until it gets too awkward when the person's mother walks in offering snacks. In the further case of it leading to the mother joining in, it shall be called "Ye Old Mexican Prayer".

Jimmy: "Oh man, thought I could slip right in without her noticing. Guess not man..."
Harold: "Oh dude, you had 'Awkward Buttsex' didn't you!?"
Jimmy: "Yeah, then her mom walked in and did 'Ye Old Mexican Prayer' on us..."
Harold: "you're gross."

by butt_muncher July 17, 2014

Hawaiian buttsex

The process of applying a pineapple ring over ones member before rear entry. A custom pineapple ring will be required if size matters. If you fit into the precut holes, you're either too young or not worth the effort!

He showed up for Hawaiian buttsex with canned pineapple so I got up and left.

by Vonslapherbottom September 18, 2017

buttsex

buttsex: having sex but in you booty

the lawyer and his client had buttsex

by GD,deu764 May 21, 2024