buddy buttocks

a term of non-sexual affection used between straight males; may be exclusive to the milwaukee area, circa 1982.

lars: hey guys, what's going on?
kevin: BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!!
lars: say it a little louder, kev, some folks in the next county might not have heard you.
kevin: OK!! BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!
lars: i should have gone to marqutte.
kevin: but i'm glad you didn't, otherwise we'd never hang out, BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!
the rest of us: enough already!!!

by earpuller September 16, 2005

buttsecks math

The technical explanation of why male/male relationships are so popular with heterosexual women in fandom.

Buttsecks Math is a fairly simple equation! Even your boggled boyfriend can get it!
1 pretty man = good

1 pretty man + 1 pretty man = better

kissing = very good

(1 pretty man + 1 pretty man) kissing = doubleplusgood

by Regimus Prime December 12, 2008

Buttock

(noun)An unpopular individual.

Carl: "Hey, there's Tom Cruise. What a buttock he is!"
Vic: "You are so correct, my man."

Dionne: "Lurlene fixed me up with a blind date last night. What a buttock!"
LaWanda: "Which one? Lurlene or your date?"
Dionne: "BOTH of them!"

Mom: "Stop picking your nose, Willy. Don't be a buttock!"

by Brawlin' Paddy August 5, 2005

buttsecks

the plural of buttseck

BUTTSECKS RLY

that about sums it up right there

by Natolya Koksanov May 23, 2006

Flump Buttocking

inserting a flump between two buttocks of a female during sex and the male eats it

"Mann last nightt after we got the treats from Tesco's we were totaallyy flump buttocking each other"

by Lily_kicks_ass_ October 23, 2007

Dickriding Buttjockey

A guy who likes the cock. See: homosexual

Elton John is an openly dickriding buttjockey.

by not found [Error 404] January 4, 2009

Buttsock

When you've had so much anal sex that your insides come outside. Resembles a pink sock hanging out of your ass.

"Did you know Jerry has a buttsock?? It's totally gross!"

by AndiAnomaly July 31, 2008