buttered croissant

Well lubricated buttcrack, in preparation for anal play.

I couldn't wait to slip my pulsing man-totem into his warm, buttered croissant!

by Hakwolf October 10, 2008

Buttered Muffin

After almost reaching orgasm from doggy style, proceed to ejaculate on your partners derriere and massage the fun fluid in--buttering the muffin

Afetr seeing her just once, all I could think about was giving her a buttered muffin

by Chadwick818 June 18, 2011

buttered the rolls

When you bust a nut on a fat girls rolls

Hunter buttered the rolls of taylor

by Hunter Andrew August 28, 2017

buttered cactus

When a guy is so hairy, his dick grows side-burns. Shaving often leaves stubble behind making it feel like a cactus inside your vagina.

Man, old man Jenkins was rockin a serious buttered cactus last night.
Thing was rough!

by ThiccBoi Jenkins April 22, 2018

buttered bread

buttered bread, coffee and you and I'll be fine

fine be I'll and you and coffee, buttered bread

by Krkič April 4, 2019

Buttered balls

To have ones testicles covered in female ejaculate

Bro she was going ham last night riding me reverse cowgirl, I had buttered balls

by Daniel's jack January 11, 2020

Buttered Pig

Someone whose hauling ass on the road or just haulin ass in general

That guy just drove by like a buttered pig doing 90 in a 65......

by Crisp N. Brown July 14, 2022