buttsexual

When someone is so obsessed with butts to the point where it becomes a sexual deviation.

Man, I saw that guy on everyone's ass last night. He's such a buttsexual.

by Dan Devine May 7, 2005

Surprise Buttsecks

When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.

Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells

"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.

Man: Oh yeah baby

Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!

by The Poonman July 3, 2009

buttslammed

the word used to describe a thouroughly cataclysmic ass kicking, both mentally and/or physically

The Toronto Maple Leafs, lost 10-0, they got BUTTSLAMMED!

or

Jesus got Buttslammed by those Jews!

by nigel does it too November 2, 2009

buttist

1. a person/s who use assholic statements. 2. a person/s who make a study of being an asshole. 3. a person who uses a butt, or the butt of a third party to shove in someone's face, either literally or metaphorically.

1. The teacher must be a buttist because he makes such assholic statements.
2. Yes, he is a jerk, he even studied to be a buttist.
3. He "shoved his butt" in my face when he made that assholic statement to me. He is a buttist.
4. I am shoving that girl's butt in your face because I am a buttist!
5. I find great humor in being a buttist, the other day I shoved a cat's butt in my girlfriends' face.

by Jane Conanbo April 29, 2006

but its a rock

stating the obvious.

from disneys movie "a bug's life"

bob: thats a nice car
frank:...... but its a rock....

by toothless the dragon April 9, 2010

Buttsharpies

The name for a group of permanent markers that are placed inside the anus of a human being, then photographed, and posted on reddit.com.
Completely NSFW, but is can be found at the subreddit:

/r/ButtSharpies/

You see that picture on reddit? That chick had the world record with 14 buttsharpies!

by Hex68 January 15, 2014

Buttshit

Different than the more ambiguous term "shit", Buttshit refers to the actual shit from a butt.

That smells like buttshit.

by Pryceless4lyfe February 22, 2017