red burrito

What your cock looks like after fucking a chick on her period.

Maria was on her period last night so after I boned her I had a Red Burrito

by Mr. Whipple June 11, 2006

stoner burrito

a burrito commonly from del taco that consists on beans, cheese, fries, and special sauce. popular around college campuses at late hours where students are either drunk or high.

duuude, i just smoked a fatty. so down to get a stoner burrito

by ShankShow December 23, 2009

Cheesy Double Beef Burrito

When two dudes are doing a chick in the butt and they pour some nacho cheese on their weiners.

Man1: Yo when we gonna make this Cheesy Double Beef Burrito?

Man2: Hold on I'll get the nacho cheese.

Woman: Alright but cheesy does it!

by Enrique Iglesiaz May 18, 2011

frozen burrito

A pre-made frozen food snack consisting of a filling wrapped in a tortilla. Generally the most economical frozen burritos are high in sodium, simple carbohydrates, and fats. Healthy frozen burritos have made an entrance to the market at a premium price (Often times 500% the cost of an economical burrito).

Frozen Burritos are often consumed as "munchies" while under the influence of marijuana or after a drinking binge; or both.

"I just got 40 frozen burritos for eight bucks!"

"Dude, those ones have trans fats in em."

by ephidryn March 30, 2009

Spicy Burrito

While recieving head, grasp the back of the girls head and shove your dick all the way into the back of her throat. On the second gag, she should throw up on your dick while you pull out. The girl then continues to suck off all of the throw-up.

"Dude, Ted gave Amanda a Spicy Burrito last night when she was drunk"

by phx kid November 5, 2006

Flying Blind Burrito

The act of:

First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,

Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then

Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito

Weird Guy: Dude! I like totally flying-blind-burritoed that girl last night.

Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?

by Markus E_bear April 6, 2010

Burrito Foreskin

Refers to the large part of a burrito fold that contains no beans, meat, or cheese.

I tore off the burrito foreskin and proceeded to enjoy my beef burrito

by Adrian Ulmo November 11, 2007