Bullshit and a Half

adjective used when just calling a situation bullshit is inadequate

Teacher: by the way you have a 12 page paper due online by midnight
Student: This is bullshit and a half!

by RobertAllenZimmerman December 2, 2010

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks

Means that cheap talk will get you nowhere, while money will
persuade people to do as you like.

Money talks, bullshit walks, that is how life goes.

by J. Malik May 25, 2006

Triangle Bullshit

This is when your lying down to go to sleep and you cant get your blanket fixed right, its all tangled up. So you start to kick the blanket in mid-air to fix the triangle bullshit!

"All I want to do is pass out but I cant because of Triangle BullShit !!!!!!!!!!"

by KittyPotPie May 6, 2006

professional bullshitter

noun
a person who tells lies for a living.

"This politician is a professional bullshitter."

by phubix May 18, 2016

Bullshit flag

When someone is talking out of their ass, they may sound like they are telling the truth but you can clearly tell they are lying.

Dude, this guy was telling me that he has visited 10 countries in 30 days, so I raised the bullshit flag on this one and called him out! he turned so red,you should have seen his face! haha

by Milkdinero June 5, 2010

Holy bullshit

Bullshit that is so over the top even religious people can’t come up with a bigger lie.

No one is going to believe you played baseball for the Yankees, that is some holy bullshit

by SAK 42 December 26, 2018

Straight Off Bullshit

When in extreme disbelief..

They rigged the awards ceremony, so i can win the big prize and it turned out that some other dickhead wins it, THIS IS STRAIGHT OFF BULLSHIT!!.

by Mysta D February 5, 2009