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When you tie a rope around a mas penis (not the testicles) and the other end to a brick, and let it hang. used as plesure or to try to lengthen the penis.
Dude i was bricking for like and hour and now my dick hurts soooo much.
by Shun July 20, 2004
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While you are having anal sex, you get the girl to take a shit.
Last weekend, I was fucking a girl in the ass, and she pooped a brick at the same time. Now that's bricking.
by Carl Jr. January 26, 2007
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Bricking is a term used when someone does not respond to anything you say or do, they turn into a brick.
Bricking is when you send someone multiple messages and they don't reply, they turn into a brick.
by jeff451 September 7, 2014
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Buckingham Palace

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Welcome to Buckingham Palace, the biggest playground existing, where even Queen Elizabeth and Tony Blair come to play! Here, your kids and grandparents can enjoy a dive in the bath where the balls connect and the world famous enormous pole of exitement(one of Tony's favourites)! Let's have a quick tour, shall we?

Parking lot

Our parking lot is THE place if you like waiting! We have one-hundred lazy guards who are willing to tell you bad directions! Our guards also provide badly drawn maps, keys that don't fit and dirtroad detours!

The entrance

When you finally reach the entrance, the fun begins! You can look at two Buckingham Guards... TOTALLY STANDING STILL! Isn't that amazing, kids!? You can kick them and THEY WILL REMAIN STILL! You can test your new collection of BeyBlades and they will STILL STAND STILL! You can even shoot them in the crotch with a 9mm gun, and surprisingly enough THEY WILL REMAIN STILL!!! AMAZING!

The staircases

Now here comes a fun part. When you're inside, there are loads of stairs, covered in red carpet! You can run up them, run down, you can CLIMB then, you can jump off them or break your ankle on them! Once you're finished, you can go to the...

First aid room

The first aid room is only 5 miles away from the Parking lot, so you can take your time and let that ankle heal there! Tony Blair will look after you! Be sure to have your buttplug with you, as Tony knows a few tricks!

The Queen's room

Legends and myths are told that there's a secret room inside the castle where Queen Elizabeth used to do her dirty laundry. Try to find it, lead us to it and get a FREE* icecream cone!

(*)Only available when you have collected all of our tax money for us. It's a hard job, you know...

History Lessons!

In here, you can play several games, like "Kampf" or "Gulf War"! Most of them can be unlocked by succesfully surviving the other games without scratches and maimed body parts! Some of the history teachers include Adolf Hitler, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush (Only for the war in Iraq. He lacks knowledge of all other subject, although we doubt he knows anything about Iraq, too...)
Buckingham Palace is a fun place to go for a typical father-and-son-day! The whole family can enjoy the pleasures of Tony Blair and the old demented whore who calls herself a queen! Have fun, and don't forget the buttplug!
by kodiac1 July 6, 2006
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bricking a shit

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The exact opposite of shitting a brick. Basically getting shit jammed up your ass. usually resulting in an infection or becoming a zombie
Dude a: Then my girlfriend bricked my shit
Dude b: Nice, i didn't know she liked bricking a shit. that has to hurt.
by iceberg666 March 17, 2009
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Bucking Bronco

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your all wrong. you see its when your fuckin a girl real hard and your gettin her from behind and all of a sudden you fish hook her with your middle fingers right. then you scream out her name and tell her how good it feels but you call her the wrong name. then she starts goin wild and starts buckin tryin to throw your ass off but you hang on for your life enjoyin the ride and throwin that one hand up.
"last night i was fuckin jamie and i called her susey and she started doin the Bucking Bronco."
by James Gaetano May 26, 2008
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Bricking

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A sexual act which is the same idea as fisting but using an actually brick.

Sanding the corners of the brick creates less friction, lube is optional.
"Honey, can we try Bricking?"
"What's that?"
"Hmm, you're in for a treat"
by Will Deamer June 17, 2009
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