Bruv

A dumb cuck

We call him Bruv because he’s a cuck

by 123456789truthonly987654321 September 30, 2023

Bruv date

Characterized by Mr Bruv and Faye, a bruv date is where a person and their PFB (proper fit bird) go out on a date to pub or a bar and both buy drinks. The mans drink is usually a beer (most of the times a guinness)and the womens drink can be anything. A "two dot swap" may also happen during the date but without it its still a bruv date. Bruv date tiktoks are usually posted with the song 'I love you' by the band Fontaines DC.

"What did you do last weekend"

"Nothing much just went on a bruv date with my gf"

by Po0sp0f January 5, 2025

Seggs bruv

When your tiny small ass pp goes in a shithole or a pushy that smells like fish

Let's have sum seggs bruv bae

by boogiebandoo on tiktok May 13, 2021

bruv

bri ish alternative to bruh

i killed ur mum

wee bit cringe innit bruv

by shuclernation37 September 7, 2021

ennit ennit ennit wagwhan g g bruv bruv guy

A guy who can only name one rapper : stormzy a want to be gangster, will achieve nothing and will probably get a z in his gcses

Don't listen to him, he's a ennit ennit ennit wagwhan g g bruv bruv guy.

by sdfsdafa324 September 19, 2020

bruv

bruv means you rage so much your like BRUVVVVVVV UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE THIS SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa that is raging.

BRUV I HATE THIS GAME <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111

by cat0xaubree October 15, 2020

Bruv

My bruvver

Azney mybruvver he’s got pumpy scraherbf

by GeraldGequantavius March 17, 2022