brothermanjoe

A synthesis of generic references which black people use to refer to males

"brothermanjoe"

by Pizzlej April 29, 2020

Brother Nugget

A phrase that cannot be spoken unless in dire circumstances. The phrase was originally coined by the son of promiscuous Ivan, Pat Maroya. The exact meaning of the phrase is generally unknown. Some say it is a mating call used by the maroya family. Others say it was part of an ancient chant to create mouldy milk. The usage of this phrase must be carefully monitored as it has been reported to attract Ivan to your bedroom so do not use this phrase unless required.

Ariik: ‘move out the way white child’
Patrick: ‘Brother Nugget’
Ariik: ‘very sorry my racially ambiguous brethren’

by The reason waldo is hiding October 10, 2021

blowass brothers

Known as "the Jonas brothers" to teenyboppers and older, even more annoying fangirls alike, the blowass brothers are the next big corporate marketing scam by Disney, which will make a massive profit from them and eventually probably take over the world, at this rate. Like every other recent Disney superstar, everybody is talking about how great they are despite their generic musical style. Hopefully in six months no one will remember who they are, but by then Disney will have moved on.

12 year old: LYKEOMGZZ!!!!!1!111!111 I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS <33333 I'M GONNA MARRY NICK HE'S SO HAWTTTT.
intelligent older brother: You mean the blowass brothers, who lack musical talent and sold themselves out to a corporate giant?
older sister: Hey, that's not funny, I love the Jonas brothers.

by laura said this June 20, 2008

True Brother

A close friend that you consider a brother that won't keep you hanging or dog you at any time or in circumstance.

You:get a detention at school

True brother: takes the blame

by True Brother June 29, 2014

Shaft Brothers

A term used to describe any guy that has fornicated with the same woman as you. It is like half brothers, but closer.

Mike: Hey bro, I just smashed with Shaquanda last night.
Garrett: Dude, I just beat those guts last week! We are shaft brothers. You are like my family now!

by piratesof2 July 17, 2016

brother zone

Similar to the friend zone, but much, much worse. Simply put, it is when the girl you have feelings for cares about you to the extent that she thinks of you as not just a friend but as her "brother", making any potential chance for a relationship disappear.

Guy 1: God, I'm in the friend zone...

Guy 2: Shut the hell up, at least the friend zone has a way out. I'm in the brother zone. I'm totally fucked.

Guy 1: Damn, and I thought I had it bad.

Guy 2: You ain't kidding.

by aikm,ld March 1, 2009

I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother

Something someone said that deserves a definition of it's own. Truly a masterpiece of the english language.
Originally found in the definition of fo' shizzle my nizzle.

Fo' shizzle m- I mean, I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother.

by CMCAdvanced March 22, 2004