two bits

A US 25-cent coin, after the old Spanish coins that could be cut into eighths.

"Shave and a haircut, two bits."

by octopod November 23, 2003

bits-shifting

Rearranging your man-parts so that your laptop isn't resting on them.

I had to do some frequent bits-shifting while working on my latest coding project.

by liscio July 23, 2009

Oh Bits

Used to express excitement about a person place of thing.

Oh Bits,I had a great time

by bitsy September 6, 2005

Fakin' Bits

Those little red crunchy bits of bacon flavored soy that they serve at salad bars and the like instead of real bacon. tastes good and veggie friendly.

"Hey, do you want any bacon on your salad man?"

"Naw dude just sprinkle sum dose Fakin' Bits on that shit!"

by Stygian DJ October 16, 2008

two bob bits

Slang word meaning the shits aka diorrea.

Timothy - "Soz m8 i cant go cinema tonight I got the two bob bits, i'll be shittin like a horse"

by Joe Nazmdeh January 2, 2006

bits pilani

Birla Institute of Technology and Science is one of the oldest universities in India started by legendary GD Birla in 1964. BITS is famous for producing outstanding entrepreneurs, and is often considered to be the best, or one of the best, universities in the country.

BITS being India's first private university holds very strict admission policy saying NO to reservations. BITS campuses are located in Pilani(1964), Goa(2004), Hyderabad(2008) and Dubai(2000)

BITS Pilani makes a man out of you to take on multinationals - Gulu Mirchandani, founder of Onida.

by bitsian November 3, 2013

kibbles and bits

The bits of shit that escape from an anus because the sphincter has become so distended - be it from anal sex or other activities - that it can no longer retain feces.

John gets fucked in the ass so much he leaves a trail of kibbles and bits wherever he goes

by Mr Fantabulous September 23, 2006