Brendan

An arctophile.

That man sure loves teddy bears!
Of course, he is a Brendan after all.

by bestbrawlereva November 12, 2020

BRENDAN FRASER

the most handsome man in the world.

"you dont look as Brendan Fraser."

by sprootyfruit April 12, 2021

st brendan (hs and elementary)

one of the shittiest schools you will ever attend, plus its full of fake ppl who should never be trust haha. also i only like one teacher (literature) the rest can go suck my dick a doodle doo

st brendan (hs and elementary)“omg did you see that on the news st brendan is one of he hest schools in miami like ew false advertisement”

by anonymousksksk August 2, 2018

Dirty Brendan

This is when a man, for pleasure, sticks his own foot up his own ass, then eats the shit he scooped out of it. A partner helps him throw up, so they can both eat it with jizz through a grandparents sock. This usually follows with a dirty Andrew

Dude, me and my old friend did a Dirty Brendan after the reunion last night.

by Dirtyone January 8, 2019

Brendan

The hero from the Hoenn Pokemon Games. His hat is often mistaken for hair. He is also an extremely good trainer in the Anime.

"Holy crud, did Brendan just send out a Metagross?"

by Pokemon Trainer Byakuren June 1, 2016

Brendan

Loves to rip the bong
Loves pussy
He buys vapes every paycheck he gets
Girls get wet just looking at him
Best at credit card theft
Never runs out of that dank
Loves blunts and pussy

Always know how to run from the cops when

Needed

Brendan has the biggest cock in town and girls are dripping every time they see him

by DrippingPussy12 November 3, 2017

Brendan

A very sexually active person that is always smoking marijuana. His dick tends to be larger than most and that is the reason he is sexually active a lot. People look at a Brendan and wish they were him. His looks, courtesy and of course, his sex drive is the reason that women just want to make love with him.

Can also mean somebody with the above traits.

Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that Brendan?

Girl 2: I hope so...I really want his love stick inside of me

Girl 1: No he's mine

Girl 2: He's mine

Girl 3: He's mine!

etc

Guy 1: Look at that brendan.

Guy 2: Fuck him dude. Just because his dick is larger than ours it means we don't get chicks.

Guy 1: I wish I was him.

Guy 2: Ewww you fag.

*Guy 1 walks away*

Guy 2: Yeaaa.... I actually wish I was him

by ellelover December 4, 2019