boversimplification

An oversimplification of a point, concept, or idea, blatantly ignoring all normal rational reasoning processes and glossing over critical facts and nuances to futilely rebut a salient point with a banal, insipid non-response that not only adds nothing of value to the conversation but actually detracts and obfuscates, making everyone who heard it/read it slightly dumber.

It's reminiscent of talking to a cow, or some other ruminant animal that lacks higher brain functioning. Bovine level intellect + oversimplification = boversimplification.

Joe: "The Yankees may sign Kevin Towers to an advisory position. His experience in the game should be a big plus to the front office. Despite a small budget hamstringing his ability to bring in and keep elite talent, he built several good quality teams in San Diego. Luckily, however, he won't be in an authority position so he won't have final say on anything."

Lanny: "towers sucks. do u remember the the padres ever winning??? this move is dumb"

Joe: "That's classic boversimplification. Sure, Towers doesn't have a perfect track record, but who does? He's still a respected hire who adds way more than he subtracts. How can you be so obtuse?"

Lanny: "..."

by Archimedes Torquemada January 25, 2010

boxer-briefs

a tight fitting underwear combination for men's genitalia. It combines the comfort of boxers with the support of briefs. Usually 100% cotton

"I think i'll buy those roomy boxer-briefs"

by Megan April 1, 2005

popping boners

to get an erection

dude i just popped a boner

by a'non'y'mous January 25, 2004

boxrest

When you've been busy and you're just gonna chill at home rather than going out anywhere

Sorry I can't I need to boxrest for a few days

by NotLondon1 October 18, 2021

boxerball

Verb: Boxerballing

When you lay in bed at night with your hands in your boxer shorts playing with your testicles.

Ronald lay in bed at night boxerballing while watching an episode of Ellen.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

bonerscope

Where your penis sticks out of the top of your pants. Like a periscope.

Did you see that guys bonerscope? It was belly button high.

by forumssuck May 8, 2008

boxer condom

When boxers are used as a preventative measure of transmitting STD's. Typical use would consist of the latex-ed penis erecting out of the boxer briefs fly trap; appearing as though the boxer briefs themselves have a boner.

"I dont know bro that girl might have the itch, you should do a boxer condom just to be safe"

by beastmanrage November 28, 2011