bouche

when you see a woman and you think shes so gorgeous that you get a hard on. But when she turns around you discover that she is so damn ugly you instantly lose your stiffy.

rebby - yo check that girl out.
Aaron - yeah man shes hot!!
*seconds later*
Both- "AWWWwww shit BOUCHE!!!"

by Rebello August 8, 2005

Brent Boucher

Biggest bitch on the west side of the Atlantic Ocean. Doesn't have any friends besides his pet turtle that he named Edward. If he were to ever go outside you wouldn't be able to see him because he's so white that he's transparent but he's easily recognizable by his weak feminine voice that makes you want to drop kick babies and eat puppies.

Look at that Brent Boucher, what a flaming homosexual

by Brent Boucher June 27, 2014

bruschetta

(noun) (pronounce Broo-shett-a) - a best friend (usually a female) who turns his or her back on you. A friend who is very close to you and then ends all contact and makes no effort to be close friends. Reasons for noncontact are unexplaned and result from boyfriend/girlfriends, immoral activity, or even hermitude.

-"Wow! We used to be best friends in high school, now we're in college and I never hear from her."
-"She's such a bruschetta"

-"I saw my bruschetta at the dinning hall today"

-"We're such good friends, I don't want us to ever become Bruschetta's"

by Girl with a Bruschetta, you know you've got one too. December 30, 2007

bouche

a word meaning "I hate you"

HA! I beat you to my house
God! You are such a bouche

by MRRR August 21, 2005

Douche Bouche

Synonymous with douche bag; can also refer to the male hair style of cow-licked bangs with pomade (flipped up).

Erica's douche bouche boyfriend has a douche bouche on the front of his head.

by Funky McFresh September 26, 2008

boucheria

On ongoing persistent case of spastic, crippling, trickling, explosive diarrhea. Canadian women in their 20's are especially prone to this disoder.

Sarah has a case of the boucheria because she just had a taCO from taCO bell.

by thefob#42 December 24, 2007

Bouche Dag

An accidental pronunciation error of the derogatory term "douche bag", usually spoken when one is extremely intoxicated and attempts to insult another person in their drunken state.

Did you see that guy's hair? What a bouche dag! Errrrr...... You know what I meant!

by DGKB August 19, 2013