Boof

A unique word used to describe massive hair. Boofing requires as many thickeners, root boosters and volumising products into your styling routine as possible to obtain ultimate BOOF and the power to look down upon your lifeless, flat haired peers ^_^

Girl: Your hair is fuckin booftastic today
Guy: Yeah. smug1

by haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaben August 14, 2007

Boof

Boron: the more sophisticated way of saying moron + Oof: the sound of sadness and hurt = BOOF

Me: Yo Sarah, I saw you at the store

Sarah: That wasn't me. Plus I moved, remember?

*I HAVE BEEN BOOFED*

by boofed #sadlife June 21, 2018

Boof

Also can be known as methamphetamine.

He picked up on half a teener of boof.

by mr.530 March 24, 2009

Boof

The proper term for a gathering of more than three old white men (three are referred to as a "devil's triangle"). Most commonly associated with (though not exclusive to) members of the GOP and affiliates.

"The committee for the Future of Female Healthcare is a literal boof."

by A.Jax October 4, 2018

Boof

According to Brett Kavanaugh, it's a termed coined during his high school years as a synonym of fart.

I passed out from drinking, but I boofed so hard I managed to wake myself up.

by AwesomeAsian96 October 2, 2018

Boof

A mystical sex toy only found inside the imagination. You heat it up for 1 short minute in the microwave and BOOM a cozy Cooch. for independent women who don't need a man but also want to feel the warmth of a lover. No more cold hard dildos, try the cooch. (Currently in stores now in your area approx. nowhere)

Bro 1: I just bought the boof off of amazon and I think Ima try it out.

Bro 2: lets go find a girl to try it on.
Bro1: this is why we are friends.

by LeanMeanBeanMashine February 6, 2018

Boof

Boof - When A person Or Friend around you has Farted.

*Sniff* *Sniif* Yo did someone really dead just ''boof'' right now We're in the Library God, Was it you Bro!?

by Day_Cheeto May 18, 2018