Boof

Boron: the more sophisticated way of saying moron + Oof: the sound of sadness and hurt = BOOF

Me: Yo Sarah, I saw you at the store

Sarah: That wasn't me. Plus I moved, remember?

*I HAVE BEEN BOOFED*

by boofed #sadlife June 21, 2018

Boof

Also can be known as methamphetamine.

He picked up on half a teener of boof.

by mr.530 March 24, 2009

Boof

According to Brett Kavanaugh, it's a termed coined during his high school years as a synonym of fart.

I passed out from drinking, but I boofed so hard I managed to wake myself up.

by AwesomeAsian96 October 2, 2018

Boof

The proper term for a gathering of more than three old white men (three are referred to as a "devil's triangle"). Most commonly associated with (though not exclusive to) members of the GOP and affiliates.

"The committee for the Future of Female Healthcare is a literal boof."

by A.Jax October 4, 2018

Boof

A mystical sex toy only found inside the imagination. You heat it up for 1 short minute in the microwave and BOOM a cozy Cooch. for independent women who don't need a man but also want to feel the warmth of a lover. No more cold hard dildos, try the cooch. (Currently in stores now in your area approx. nowhere)

Bro 1: I just bought the boof off of amazon and I think Ima try it out.

Bro 2: lets go find a girl to try it on.
Bro1: this is why we are friends.

by LeanMeanBeanMashine February 6, 2018

Boof

Boof - When A person Or Friend around you has Farted.

*Sniff* *Sniif* Yo did someone really dead just ''boof'' right now We're in the Library God, Was it you Bro!?

by Day_Cheeto May 18, 2018

Boof

Boof- Dick riding someone, over-admiring someone

Person 1- "Yo Lebron is the nicest nigga i've ever seen play"
Person 2- "Boof nigga hop off his dick"

by Sean "SilkySmooth" Henry December 28, 2005