Bumping Dickheads

A term for,doing nothing,fucking around,goofing off.

With no work to do,the guys spent the day bumping dickheads.

by desantism July 25, 2004

Bumping Nasties

1. A synonym for the dancing form commonly known as grinding

2. A male usually standing behind a female as they both move their hips to the beat of degrading music

Everybody at the school dance was bumping nasties when the disc jockey played a sexually explicit song.

by mealsies February 27, 2007

Blumpking

When one receives a blow job while simultaneously taking a dropping a deuce and consuming fresh bacon (bacon must have been prepared by the one giving the blow job).

Invented by rikkitikki on May 4th, 2012

Hey babe, get the bacon started for the blumpking.

*slurp *moan *sizzle *crunch * bloop *flush

by blumpkinnoises October 11, 2012

Bumping Lovlies

Verb

Phonetic Spelling - Bumph-peeng luhv-leez

To make love by thrusting the pelvis forward tenderly, in a delightful pleasingly provocative manner, esp. to the accompaniment of an accented musical beat. Act is accentuated by dim candlelight causing joyous explosions of happiness.

Origin:
1560–70; imit.
bef. 900; ME luvelich, OE luflīc amiable. See love, -ly
circa 2010 - english - fitzsimmons - ngainay nipay

1. My dear. Your beauty is unparalleled. I would like to engage in "Bumping Lovlies" with you.

2. Ohhh girl! Did you see who she's "Bumping Lovelies" with? Ummm mmm...She got her a lil' sumthing sumthin'

3. Oh hell no...I is fine! I'm not bumping uglies! I'm "Bumping Lovelies."

by Ngai-Nipay July 4, 2010

Text Bumping

A process very similar to thread bumping in forums.
Used by chicks when extended periods of time have passed since a reply has been received from the individual they are texting.

These texts have no significant meaning or relevance to the flow of previous conversations.

Sally: Who ya texting?
Jill: My boyfriend! But it's been almost ten minutes and he still hasn't texted back yet...
Sally: Maybe he just forgot? You should try Text Bumping him.
Jill: Good Idea!
Jill sends message: :)
Boyfriend: wtf

by snappolicious May 18, 2011

pussy bumping

having sexual intercourse

what do you think they were doing in bed last night?

well a bit of pussy bumping!

by dirtyslag January 13, 2006

blurping mud

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."

I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!

by dfiantone December 16, 2005