Blue Balls

When you fuck a blueberry pie.

Daniel Ahl: screw the apple pie, ill fuck a blueberry pie!
Taylor: why?!
Daniel Ahl: so my wiener and shit will be blue!
Taylor: LMAO! new meaning to blue balls!

by danielahlisbeast! June 29, 2010

blue balls

what my girlfriend just gave me because she stopped suckin my dick

Kelly just was suckin my dick and stopped with gave me blue balls

by Daniel-son September 17, 2005

blue balls

When a girl gives you a blowjob and she never lets you cum in her mouth. She leaves you unfinished and you get blue balls, a horrible pain.

Man: OH MY FKN GOD! You never finished! Now I have blue balls.

Woman: *laughs*

by KD321 December 27, 2008

blue balls

the erection of male penis without ejaculation, when your chick cant get you to cum

Dude, your girlfriend left me with blue balls.

by Joe Fro December 2, 2007

Blue Balls

A feeling a man gets when he gets extremely turned on- yet does not do anything to solve the problem. So when the erection goes down- the balls start to swell and pain starts to occur. The pain has been compared to the "Being Sacked" sensation.. Or basically getting hit in the Family Jewels.

You just get a TON of soldiers ready for battle with no cammand to foward- you know?

After 8 hours of long interesting foreplay, my girlfriend had to leave. So with no sex, all i have now are 2 giant blue balls!

by KingMuffin July 7, 2009

blue balls

An excuse I used to get laid in high school.

give me some head, bitch, I've got blue balls

by body of christ August 27, 2004

Blue Ball

A large level of disapointment; a miss

"So I heard Ryan was gonna be there tonight so i got all dressed up and then he wasn't there."
"UGHH BLUE BALL"

by Camp Cult March 1, 2009