by lilomelet68 June 28, 2023

When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"
by Chateau64 June 18, 2018

Famous English Adventurer best known for his actions as a playboy at the Bulgarian seaside during the 60's
Oh, you mean that John Bloom that arrived from the deep Black Sea in his 007 amphibia car and was central for Bowie's first record deal!
by Olive Climber October 17, 2008

When a male pushes the head of his penis down into the shaft and keeps pinchning it down until the shaft almost disappears into the ball sack, then you let go and the penis blooms like a flower. Recommend only attempting when fully flacid.
Man my uncle did an amazing blooming flower last night after dinner, our whole family was so impressed.
by Loudeezy October 29, 2021

This is the term most commonly used to describe the act of swiftly pulling your penis out of your partners rectum, thus causing the inner tissue to "bloom" outward; producing what appears to be a flesh colored flower blooming from the anus
How was your time in prison?
It wasn't too bad except for the day Bubba gave me a blooming flower after dropping the soap.
It wasn't too bad except for the day Bubba gave me a blooming flower after dropping the soap.
by Morgan Candlelight April 10, 2009

by New York Lobster January 29, 2019

Orlando Bloom, also pronounced SEXY beast!!!!! Hot actor from many movies and hopefully many more to come!!!
by Cooter March 14, 2005
