cock blessing

an honor to recieve as one places one's cock to a female's forehead which symbolizes strength, loyalty, and fertility; if slapped in a rigorous gesture onto the forehead of a female then this is recognize as a cock baptismal.

She went on her knees ready to recieve a cock blessing.

by geehiminati April 23, 2003

Bless you

said after someone sneezes because it is believed the sneeze is when their soul leaves their body

Lee "Ahhhchooo"
Briony "Bless you"
Lee "Thank you, now the devil can't possess my body."

by Origin Guru August 10, 2009

blessing a block

Doing a burn out in someone’s hood

someone fr just blessed my block. Aye I’m blessing a block down the street from the homies house.

by Chri$tian Gate$ August 12, 2019

Bless Me

A term used when you sneeze and nobody says, "bless you," resulting in the sneezer requiring to bless themselves.

Jesse: "ACHOO!"
Everyone else: .... Silence.....
Jesse: ..... Fine. Bless me. Thanks everyone.

by Iamtired543445 May 20, 2013

bless the fall

absolutely NOTHING.
if you're looking for the band,
try searching "blessthefall"
NO SPACES DAMMIT!

"who the fuck is bless the fall? it's blessthefall!"

by super asian porno October 06, 2007

blessed by Vriska

when a computer input device malfunctions and adds spurious data to the input stream

"try t8o8 gu8ess wh8i8ch8 part8 o8f 8m8 co8mpu8te8r br88ok8e th8i8s mo8rni8n8g"
"Your keyboard has been blessed by Vriska it's all normal"

by Pedantic Speaker December 30, 2013

bless you

meaning he/she wants to send you a thirst trap

I wanna bless you

by acetheyoung October 11, 2019