Blart

Noun:
Unit of measurement

A colloquial term referring to a period of time equalling roughly 90 minutes.
This is inspired by the classic film epic Paul Blart: Mall Cop, which clocks in at a running time of just over 90 minutes.

"Hey, I'll be there in about a blart. If you put on the classic film epic Paul Blart: Mall Cop right now, it should be finishing when I get there."

by big-ernest February 7, 2024

Blart

A person who doesn’t know what a lot of things mean.

John: do you know what a catwalk is ?
Matt: a what ?
John: ugh you’re such a blart!

by Idk.org July 18, 2018

Blart

When you close your eyes to push out a fart.

Chloe was and the bathroom and her brother came in and saw her Blart

by phoebe divuouvgace January 24, 2019

Blart

A fart with blood in it.

I blarted at the bwick dealership by accident.

by kassidysbitch January 12, 2022

Blart

When you eat alot of cool ranch doritos then proceed to throw up in your partners anus

Nikolas cage blarted me at the party

by Nat zi March 18, 2022

Blart

Brummie slang for cry.

"When her Dad passed away she had a right good blart."

by CeliceJ March 7, 2021

Blarting

When you fart and there is blood

After that kfc trip i've been blarting nonstop for 13 hours

by biggamer23 May 20, 2021