bitched

A vinyl record or CD which has been scratched badly enough that it is unplayable.

"I lent you my Gaetano Parisio 12" and it came back bitched."

"I can't play Far Cry because the play disc is bitched."

by Andrew July 2, 2004

Bitchen

A room that consists of a bedroom and a kitchen combined. Where your woman can cook for you and have sex with you. And if she's really talented, both at the same time.

"When we was done gettin it on, I smacked that ass and she stood right up and started cookin me some eggs in our newly renovated bitchen"

"Damn, she was doin work in the bitchen this morning. She was makin some bread and I was makin some buns in the oven if you know what im sayin"

by Daniel Smith aka Dislexsik Dan February 8, 2010

bitchen

The female version of the mancave. Where women should spend most of their time.

"Woman, get in that bitchen and make me a samich!"

by SupaDave999 November 4, 2009

bitched

Can refer to any piece of machinery or other tangible thing that is damaged beyond reasonable repair or use.

"My car's so bitched that the rear springs came right through the floor!"

OR

Nerd 1: My computer took a surge in last night's storm.
Nerd 2: Haven't you fixed it?
Nerd 1: No, it's completely bitched.

by BBW chaser September 17, 2004

bitchen

a woman who belongs in the kitchen

Go back to where to you belong you bitchen!

by donwang February 23, 2011

life's a bitched

To get outrapped on your own song, comes from Nas - Life's a Bitch where A.Z had a better verse than him.

- Yo, A.Z actually had a better verse than Nas on life's a bitch
- Yeah, Nas got life's a bitched

by killa4566 December 26, 2019

bitchmedonkey

An exclamation of dismay, surprise, or disbelief; made by combining "don't pinch me" and the German word "danke." Legend has it that bitchmedonkey was born when someone incorrectly overheard these two phrases in rapid succession.

"You forgot to bring Final Fantasy today? Aw, bitchmedonkey!"

"Bitchmedonkey! My locker won't open again!"

by subrosa May 26, 2009