Gabriel Inglesias Are M. Bison

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Zero: Gabriel Inglesias Are M. Bison

by AUDITORIUMU February 16, 2025

when bison fly

An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".

If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???

by QuacksO July 26, 2024

Kira Stephanie Cummings Is Master Bison

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Kira Stephanie Cummings Is Master Bison

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

Messenger Add Oak Is Master Bison

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Zero: Messenger Add Oak Is Master Bison

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025

black bison

stage after blue waffle, it is so hairy and black that it looks like the head of a bison

she was so wrecked, and it was a black bison

by blackbison July 8, 2012