literally the shittiest place in all of north carolina. about 85% of the teenagers are drunken dope addicts and glue sniffers. All the women are extremely over weight, talk with the fakest country accent, and walk around claiming to be "rednecks" but dont even know what the fuck a 12 gauge is. all the men are also over weight, but usually do to drinking the cheapest fucking beer you can buy because they are worthless shits with not enough money to buy actual alcohol,and i swear they literally just fill up damned buckets of mud and shit and dump it all over their trucks claiming to have gone mudding. All and all, this place is literally horse shit, deep fried in cow piss, and smothered in the fucks i dont give about this place.
Here is a taste of what the morons who live in benson nc talk like:
Women: "HOWDY Y'ALL. IM WEARIN THESE PINK CAMO BOOTS TRYIN TA HIDE MAH LEG FAT FROM YA, EVEN THO I GOT A MUFFIN' TOP BIGGER THAN HALF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN! I LIKE TA' SHOOT MY F-150 AT THEM THERE DEER OVA YONDA. DO YA SMELL SOMETHIN FRYIN'?"
Men: "HEY Y'ALL I'MMA GOIN HUNTIN TONIGHT FO' SUM SQUIRRLE BECAUSE I'MMA PIECE OF SHIT WHO CAN'T AFFORD NO REAL MEAL CUZ' I DROPPED OUTTA' THAT THERE HIGH SCHOOL TA HELP MAH SISTA/WIFE ON THA' FARM."
Women: "HOWDY Y'ALL. IM WEARIN THESE PINK CAMO BOOTS TRYIN TA HIDE MAH LEG FAT FROM YA, EVEN THO I GOT A MUFFIN' TOP BIGGER THAN HALF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN! I LIKE TA' SHOOT MY F-150 AT THEM THERE DEER OVA YONDA. DO YA SMELL SOMETHIN FRYIN'?"
Men: "HEY Y'ALL I'MMA GOIN HUNTIN TONIGHT FO' SUM SQUIRRLE BECAUSE I'MMA PIECE OF SHIT WHO CAN'T AFFORD NO REAL MEAL CUZ' I DROPPED OUTTA' THAT THERE HIGH SCHOOL TA HELP MAH SISTA/WIFE ON THA' FARM."
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