bennett

a very special person often capable of producing pointless and often entertaining sayings as a result of personal experiences which are often at the centre of personal jokes.

Person: I had a blueberry muffin the other day, it was blue.
Friend: o dear what a bennett .

by Jay1906 March 2, 2008

Bennelong

'Bennelong' is a term used to describe people who wander off when they are drunk only to be seen later on in the evening at their house, having wandered round in a drunken stupor during the intervening time. They are so named because Aboriginal Australians, who have no cultural concept of time, will go on walkabout. One of the most famous Aboriginal Australians was Bennelong whom Governor Phillip befriended in 1789, after whom Bennelong Point, now the site of the Sydney Opera House, is named. This resulted in his name being used to describe this drunken practice.

-"Where's Barry gone to now?"
-"Oh I expect he's gone Bennelong. I'm sure he will make it home safely."

by Curious Gregor April 18, 2007

Beningus

Alternate spelling for biningus.
Plural form: Beningi or Biningi

It's just you know, beningus. May be used for anything and everything. Often used as a euphemism for sexually explicit terms.

My beningus is tingly.
That tickles my beningus.
Do you smell that? Smells like a beningus!
Thank you from the very bottom of my beningus.
May the beningus be with you.

by Jennifer of GLOF fame February 26, 2008

Bennett

One of the funniest girls, always finds ways to cheer you up or make you smile, and always sticks up for her friends and family. She will go out of her way to protect the ones she loves. She is always gorgeous somehow but always says she is ugly and it's obliviously a lie. And somehow she is SUPER good at sports. She will be one of the best friends you will have

Bennett came over and brought me Ice cream after he dumped me

by Theunknowndefiner007 July 7, 2017

Bennett

The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is a gentlemen but if you hurt someone he love you better watch out. He has red hair, dark brown eyes and his smile can brighten anyone's day. He can be shy at times but once he opens up he is an amazing friend or boyfriend.

Bennett

by sunflower17 October 24, 2012

Jimmy Bennett

Jimmy Bennett is an American child actor. He was born on February 9, 1996.
Jimmy appeared in about 30 commercials throughout his first year of acting. He has been in many movies, some of which including: Hostage, Firewall, The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things, The Amityville Horror, Poseidon, and Evan Almighty.

Some of his favorite pastimes are, playing guitar, skateboarding, and watching horror films.

Neil: Damn mothafucka! Jimmy Bennett really is one of the most talented actors I know of...

Kaila: Ohmygodzorz! I know right!? Jimmy Bennet is like to hottest boy everr! I totally squirt clam juice 50 times every time I see him!

Neil: Go watch the Disney Channel and pick on your pet clam, gilwad.

by Lorenzo Kinderfeld August 5, 2007

Bennett household

A household/family which is dominated by a disproportionate ratio of females to males. Based on Austen's Pride and Prejudice, in which the Bennett family comprises the father, the mother, and four daughters.

Jenny: My dad's such a controlling dick!
Xander: Tschh, put him in his place - remind him it's a Bennett household.

by RaphaMuffin June 18, 2010