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North Dakotan Fuckin Bullshit

Everything shitty about North dakota -- which is everything.

Some examples include:

-Passive aggressiveness***
-tourist attractions mean that there is a larger than normal rock to look at, maybe some buffalo
-everyone drives literally 10 miles under the speed limit
-everyone thinks that they know everything because "their uncle dale read about it in a book somewhere"
-everyone is related to each other, but they'll still try to fuck each other, exclusively
-where "marijuana cigarettes" are a felony, but sure, go ahead, fuck your sister
- where Drake is considered "negro bumps" by the locals. If anyone is playing anything harder than Drake, the police are called
-It's flat
Ex. 1: North Dakota is one of the icyest places in the contiguous United States. Better throw some dirt on it & not put any road salt down!
Dave: Damn! That's some Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit!

Ex. 2:

Jerome: Hey susie, wanna hangout?
Susie: no, my stomach hurts
*Proceeds to post a million snap stories of "Chillin with my bestie!!! LOL xoxoxoxoxoxox" *
Jerome: Wow, couldn't you have just been straight up? Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit

Ex. 3: North Dakotan driver pulls up to a left turn yield on green, and decides to wait 2 light cycles before turning, because the cars that are traveling at 25 mph are traveling "too fast" and there was "no time" to turn.
Chad: Are you fucking serious? That's actually some north dakotan fuckin bullshit right there

Ex. 4:

Richard: Hey, I was just wondering if I could get some help on some math homework today?
* two days pass *
Maggie: Oh sorry, I was at work!
Richard: Wow....the least you could've done was say you didn't know. That's the epitome of North Dakotan fuckin bullshit right there
by DJ Pissed As FUCK July 13, 2015
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bullshitter

An inveterate liar. A person whose life is so empty they have to invent grandiose yarns and daring exploits to make people think they are anything other than sad pathetic losers.The king of bullshitters is a guy called Eddie and one of his outlandish anecdotes is transcribed below.
"So I got a bite and I reeled it in and it was a 500cc motorbike. Kick started first time. Went down to Birmingham for the weekend on it. Pulled two girls and did them both in the hotel room while snoting coke off their tits. Just as I joined the M6 on my way home the front wheel fell off. Couldn't fix it so had to do a wheelie for the full 120 miles."

"Jesus! You bullshitter!"
by Dave Mars January 21, 2007
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babyback bullshit

something that is such crap that it can't be just plain bullshit it has to go to the next level.
oh please that is some babyback bullshit!
by T.Nysha August 25, 2008
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Bullshitter

1. One who lies out of his/her ass.
2. One who commits the act of bullshitting.

Bullshit=absolute nonesense, to lie out of the asshole.
Me: John is such a bullshitter
Eric: Why do you say that?
Me: because he promised that he'd give me his PS3 ifI could end DMC4 in a week.
Eric: well, you should have known that he was bullshitting from the door.
Me: that asshole.
by Marsellus Wallace's Wife March 13, 2009
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Bullshit Job

a form of paid employment that is so completely pointless, unnecessary, or pernicious that even the employee cannot justify its existence even though, as part of the conditions of employment, the employee feels obliged to pretend that this is not the case.
"off to work at my bullshit job, hopefully, I can find something to do today."
by labourinst. January 9, 2019
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Anime Bullshit

Any character whose behavior is overly-flamboyant, bubbly, and excessively enthusiastic in such a way that makes the viewer feel embarrassment. Anime bullshit also pertains to any character who is acting way too serious opposite a sickeningly rosy character. This does not apply to all anime and is not limited to Japanese animation.

Good examples include Tidus from Final Fantasy X or any of Misa Amane and Light Yagami's conversations in Death Note.
I tried to watch Tank Girl, but there's just too much anime bullshit
by Beloved Royal Viking September 17, 2017
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1-800-BULLSHIT

Calling Bullshit taken to the extreme, as in bullshit on steroids that are on steroids
Normal Bullshit:
Weakling:I just finished a marathon!!!
You:I'm calling Bullshit

1-800-BULLSHIT:
Biggest Nerd Ever:I got laid!
You:*takes out phone and dials 1-800-BULLSHIT
by x_X_x_RPFLCOPTER_x_X_x September 19, 2015
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