bellend

1) The bulbous tip of a penis; 2) A person whose charachter reflects that of said tip of penis (ie one is a bellend, one is being a bellend) ; 3) the most accurate description of Lewis Summerscales, Poole, Dorset

"Lewis, you are a complete bellend. And your mum."

by minty moggy May 15, 2003

Beleno

(noun) A term used for a large penis.

(verb) The act of being slapped in the face with a big penis, sometimes in a gay fashion.

He acted like an asshole, so I beleno'd him good.

by Professor Awesomer February 12, 2009

Bellend Road

The widely recognised name for where Leeds United F.C. play what they think is football. Formerly known as Elland Road, but due to many suggestions from the public, Leeds City Council changed the name of the road, (especially after seeing the "people" who reside there on a Saturday afternoon).

Do you fancy going to Bellend Road, to watch those sheepshagging inbreds kick a ball around?

by si_pne4life September 16, 2008

bellends

Plural form of bellend
The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end.

God, you are all a bunch of bellends!

by EvanC_ August 5, 2008

bellend

1. The fat end of a penis

2. The One-Eyed Purple trouser vermin

In light of recent events...Cristiano Ronaldo is an UTTER BELLEND!

Rooney: "Oi! I know you've got a lot of making up to do, but please mind your teeth on my bellend Ronaldo!"

by Cristiano Ronaldo July 7, 2006

bellend

1) UK slang insult used in the same way as "dickhead" or "prick".

2) A violent, stupid, or contemptible person.

That man just punched out an old lady for no reason. What a fucking bellend.

by whitetrash jim October 14, 2008

bellend

the head of a man's penis.

don't be such a bell end

by quenam March 19, 2003