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Being a Boyfriend

*The following are how girls interpert aspects of the relationship

1. Affection
- If you like her too much, you're needy. If you don't like her enough, you're uninterested.

2. Individuality
- If you disagree with her over things you're passionate about, you're an asshole. If you agree with her to not complicate things, you're whipped.

3. Friends
- If you turn her down to hang with your friends sometimes, you're an asshole (again). If you do too much with her, you're clingy and don't have enough friends.

4. Compliments
- If you don't compliment her well enough, then you think she's ugly. If you compliment her too much, all you want is sex.

5. Sex
- If you want to have sex after the first few dates, you're a sex addict. If you wait until you think she's ready, you're gay.
For these reasons, and many more (MANY more), many men have come to the conclusion that prostitutes are the way to go, rather than being a boyfriend.
by C_a_n_a_d_A February 8, 2009
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Being a Chad

Usually identifies as a number 1 trades person. Always wearing white sunglasses and drives a jacked up truck. He is just the coolest person and will receive his women by offerings from non worthy opponents.
Hey babe haven't heard from you in awhile call me back when chad is done with you.

Wow man you're pretty good at welding but I know chad and he's the number 1 welder for this area and he's just the coolest fucking guy. Try being a chad
by Rjred1 December 13, 2019
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Being a Bella

Being a Bella is to be clumsy and/or use an unnecessary amount of 'umm's and 'ahhs'. Originates from the books/movies The Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer and refers to Bella Swan.
Person 1: "Did you see Hannah earlier? She fell on the stairs."

Person 2: "Hannah's always falling over. She's such a Bella"

OR

Person 1: "I just- I- ummmmm- I need- ahhh- I just want to *gasp*"

Person 2: "Stop being a Bella and just spit it out!"
by darceygemie May 5, 2013
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Being Denton

Being Denton is a state of mind where you reject all enthusiasm for anything and bring down the world around you with your cynical demeanor.

Being cynical and being Denton are very similar things by defination; but you can always tell when someone is being Denton, as all nearby children under the age of seven, who are too weak to fight the force of Denton will become moderately didappointed.
Mike, could you just pass me that lead over?

"what? You mean I actually HAVE to move?"

God, you're being Denton.
by Eden Dunn In The Morning December 14, 2009
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Being a Justin

not listening to music past 2005 and calling all music after 2005 and/or rap after 2005 trash despite never really listening to it.
Person 1: Music these days sucks, back in the 80’s and 90’s are where it’s at

Person 2: What music these days sucks?

Person 1: All of it.

Person 2: Have you listen to modern music ever

Person 1: Only flipping through radio channels. It’s bad so why would I listen to it?

Person 2: Oh I see. You’re being a Justin.
by ScottyDrippen27 December 18, 2021
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being a panther

being a panther means being high on cocaine
Dude 1: Hey man was that llello any good?
Dude 2: I AM A FUCKING PANTHER!

Dude 1: So did you go to class?
Dude 2: No, I was too busy being a panther, remember?
by snail trail March 27, 2010
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being a Zubat

Annoying, especially in the context of being difficult to work with. Inspired by the difficult to catch and typically low CP Pokemon "Zubat."
"I keep trying to make plans with Kathryn, but she's being a Zubat and won't lock down a time"
by rivervon July 25, 2016
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