Bench watching

When people use the word bench instead of saying binge

Guy 1: have you seen The boys yet?
Guy 2: no, but ive been thinking of bench watching it.
Guy 1: don't you mean binge?
Guy 2: why would i soak a wooden vessel!

by Just leaving September 22, 2019

yellow bench

a short and fat lard who thinks very highly of themselves but is very unattractive.

person one: go talk to that girl over there
person two: no way, she's such a yellow bench!

by anonymousssssssssssss January 27, 2008

Bench remorse

In fantasy sports; an owner realizes that a player left on the bench scored enough points that would have given him/her a win for that week.

Mick: Damn it, I played Ladanian Tomlinson this week instead of Frank Gore. If I had played Gore, I would've have won. Now I'm out $100 and my wife won't talk to me.
Paul: Damn, that's one hell of a case of bench remorse.

by Lou Ripken #12 October 3, 2009

Bench Boobs

The huge boobs or cleavage that can be seen behind the players bench while watching hockey on TV.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the bench boobs behind Zetterberg at the Red Wings game last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she had some mondo tubes!

by Paul E. Ogre April 11, 2013

Beeching

A drinking style where each sip of a mixed drink, you replace the missing amount with alcohol. By the time the drink is pure alcohol, you'll be too drunk to notice. One of the fastest ways to get drunk.

If he keeps beeching, he won't last much longer.

by Aaatx October 6, 2016

Beetch Farm

The place where nine (9) year olds think hookers are grown, watered and planted.

Kid 1: Ill take ur mom back to the beetch farm where she came from motherfricker
Kid 2: HEY no swearing on my fortnite chat devin.

by Gingoballs October 16, 2019

Benchmark test

A dumb test that has nothing to do with what you learned or studied for, for the past 2 weeks

i studied geometry for 2 weeks strait but instead of a geometry benchmark test they gave me a calculus benchmark test.

by it cant be November 4, 2020