beaver

when a man places between his legs (close to his anus) one or both testicles and holds them there, then he bends over and moons someone, except with the testicle(s) between his ass, looking like a girl's beaver
"I was drivin around and some guy gave me the beaver!"
by Andrew Martin April 19, 2006
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The Beaver

A person who has teeth that resemble a beaver, known to be a complete douche bag and poser who pretends everyone likes them, when in reality, everybody thinks he is an annoying fag. Also, they are homosexual and can also be called a wood eater.
The beaver is such a loser; all his "friends" hate him.
by IAMMYTHIC18 January 10, 2010
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Serious as a beaver

Utmost seriousness. Unequivocal state of demanding careful consideration or application.
Person 1: "Are you serious? Are we really going to this party?"

Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"

Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"
by eduardo_saverin January 25, 2013
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Beaver Waterfall

A beaver waterfall is when a woman lies down in the bathtub, places both legs on the wall, places her vagina underneath the faucet, and uses running water to masterbate.
Sheila was feeling very lonely after watching "Murder, She Wrote" so she decided it was time for a beaver waterfall.
by Michael_Scarn June 06, 2015
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Beaver theory

The scientific explanation that explains how every building block in this universe is a beaver. This phenomenon is called the the beaver theory.

Another famous theory is that every living organism a beaver is but we don't know because our brain blocks it.
Prof: make sure you learn beaver theory by tomorrow!
Student: Ok beaver!!!!!
by Eliasisnotgay October 11, 2020
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Beaver Bank

Small town on the outskirts of Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. Home of the flannel and the Beaver Bank Bandits Academy. Big names like Whid have come out of the town and made it big working as a seshologist. Definitely a must see landmark in Nova Scotia.
“The bandits were getting up to no good out in Beaver Bank again”
by Stinkyjunebug1982 June 27, 2020
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Beaver Teeth

Is caused by eating hairy pussy and getting a pubic hair stuck in teeth.
Billy got beaver teeth from eating out Sally's hairy bush.
by Karly A. January 07, 2016
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