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Bernardsville

One of the wealthiest towns in the USA, although it still have a decent amount of middle and upper middle class areas. There are like a few streets near downtown where the illegal aliens are all packed into. Basking Ridge people are envious of Bernardsville because it is actually a real town and not attempting to be one. Basking Ridge's downtown sucks ass in comparison. To set the record straight on which town is richer.
Per Capita Income
Basking Ridge: $74,290
Bernardsville: $82,282
Laguna Beach: $85,485
Beverly Hills: $107,796
Greenwich, CT: $112,981

There High School just got a huge expansion even though enrollment is down. This is due to the out of touch populace who still send their kids to private school even though the public schools are some of the best in the State.

Meryl Streep grew up here.
Bernardsville Kid: You Basking Ridge kids are always talkin' trash about our movie theatre being shitty, yet here you are again watching Diary of a Wimpy Kid....Fags.

Basking Ridge Kids: At least we are getting $500,000 trust funds when we turn 21.

Bernardsville Kid: Yep, you'll be working for me. (classier Bernardsville kid won't so crass as to actually mention the size of his trust fund) $10,000,000
by Real Jersey January 17, 2013
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Bernard

Oh yea bernard that nigga in the streets or in books 😧💯
If your book smart and street smart Bernards that nigga
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Hot Bernard

When you do a girl doggy style, call your dog to have it come pee on her face. Usually the dog is drunk to lower its inhibitions.
I took that girl from the bar back to my place and one thing led to another. She sure was surprised when Sparky gave her a Hot Bernard!
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San Bernardino

An urban Wild West in California. People here live far below the poverty line. Don’t go here. All that can be seen is meth labs, mullets, and tweakers. San Bernardino is also one of the most dangerous cities in California. It is also hot as hell here.
I got shanked by some tweakers yesterday in San Bernardino
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Bernardsville

Super rich ass town in Central New Jersey's Somerset county. The Mountain side of it is sickly wealthy. The otherside of it consists of upper-middle/middle class people who are mostly white and a fairly large hispanic population who work to service all the other people in town and the bordering wealthy towns as well. Someone said the Basking Ridge is wealthier but is ill-informed. Per-capita income in B R is $56,000 and in Bernardsville it is $70,000.

Just for reference, the Beverly Hills per capita income is $66,000.

BTW, my Jewish Doctor lives there and the movie theatre there is awesome and more towns should emulate
Resident 1: What should we do with all these illegals in town?

Resident 2: We gotta keep em', or who's gonna wash the dishes at the overpriced restaurants in town or mow our grass.

Newly arrived from California resident 3: You better wake up and purge em' or Bernardsville will be third world within 10 years. Rich mountain, all the rest Mariachi town, Trust me!!!!
by Deport February 8, 2010
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Barnard College

we are rich, beautiful, fashionable and incredibly sexy! we make the upper west side worth going to, we make men pray that they can get into Columbia University, and we make the Columbia College girls wish they had stayed home. we wear shoes that cost more than your house, and carry bags worth more than your life. we celebrate our celebrity alums Martha Stewart, Joan Rivers, Cyntha Nixon, and many many more! We are the best the brightest and the best looking, if you want to rule the world GO TO BARNARD!
I wish I could be a Barnard Woman!
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Bernarding it

When you wear your hair parted down the middle and you look like a french man named Bernard.
Tracy, you are definitely "Bernarding it" right now, put your part to the side!
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