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Alberto

Alberto is a guy with his dick being the size of a tic tac, Alberto is a bitch he would cheat on you no matter what. Usually alberto is a guy with glasses, fish skull shape and smells like sweat. He always plays soccer and is gay for a carlos.
Alberto is so gay
Hes so ugly
wannabee edgar
by statefarm_official March 27, 2022
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protagonist of hard work

protagonist of being handsome

protagonist of good looking smile
Randy Alberto Alvarado vasquez he is the protagonist
by Real Alberto April 16, 2022
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Alberto

Alberto or MrFlimFlam or Flamingo or Albert is a YouTuber who plays Roblox and screams into his mic and has a foam friend named Felipe. He has also been known to mention depression and suffering.
Guy 1: Hey have you watched Alberto
Guy 2: No
Guy 1:W A T C H H I M
Guy 2: ok
by OpusLT November 5, 2020
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Alberto

Yea that guy alberto is a sicko
by Posiden537 November 22, 2021
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Alberto

The love of my life. He is kind but quick-witted. He is often quiet, but it never stops him from being a bright and loving presence whom I constantly look forward to seeing. In fact, it only adds to his charm as he never overwhelms me and always brings a sense of calm to my life of anxiety. He is beautiful and handsome to look at. I see his face and feel lucky. He is a one-in-a-million kind of guy. Once he becomes a part of your life, nothing will ever be the same.
I love Alberto.
by skyksae August 20, 2021
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Luca_.alberto

Luca_.albetto is a tiktoker who has around 4k followers
by Luca_.alberto August 29, 2021
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Alberto

Short kings with the biggest dick you’ll ever see
“Oh your such an Alberto”
by Johnathan smiths February 23, 2023
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