Alberto is a guy with his dick being the size of a tic tac, Alberto is a bitch he would cheat on you no matter what. Usually alberto is a guy with glasses, fish skull shape and smells like sweat. He always plays soccer and is gay for a carlos.
by statefarm_official March 27, 2022

by Real Alberto April 16, 2022

Alberto or MrFlimFlam or Flamingo or Albert is a YouTuber who plays Roblox and screams into his mic and has a foam friend named Felipe. He has also been known to mention depression and suffering.
by OpusLT November 5, 2020

by Posiden537 November 22, 2021

The love of my life. He is kind but quick-witted. He is often quiet, but it never stops him from being a bright and loving presence whom I constantly look forward to seeing. In fact, it only adds to his charm as he never overwhelms me and always brings a sense of calm to my life of anxiety. He is beautiful and handsome to look at. I see his face and feel lucky. He is a one-in-a-million kind of guy. Once he becomes a part of your life, nothing will ever be the same.
I love Alberto.
by skyksae August 20, 2021

by Luca_.alberto August 29, 2021

“Oh your such an Alberto”
by Johnathan smiths February 23, 2023
