BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE

WHEN A MAN REACHES CLIMAX AND EJACULATES INTO ALL THE CREVACES AROUND THE RECEIVERS VAGINA AND ASS...

BEING DEFINED WHEN I EJACULATED, I PULLED OUT AND CAME ALL OVER HER SO WELL IT WAS LIKE I WAS BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE...

by ak powerstroker December 27, 2016

buttering the rolls

Smearing cum on your hand after having sex and rubbing it on/in your girlfriend's fat rolls

Telling your girlfriend that I'm gonna be buttering the rolls

by Butterrolls October 8, 2017

Baxterian

One who has a soft spot or fondness for Baxter-like personalities.

The librarian was a pseudo Baxterian at heart, and offered her storytelling talents to local children's festivals.

by Merlin's Keep August 8, 2019

Buttering the Biscuits

When someone ejaculates in another person's ass and doesn't stop, mixing the jizz and feces into a buttery substance. Afterwards, the person churning pulls out and wipes the "butter" on the cheeks of the churned.

Jon: "Yo! I'm going to be Buttering the Biscuits today!"
Davie: "Nice!"

by Biscuit Butterer December 14, 2021

Crumpet buttering

The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.

"That really was a crumpet buttering you gave him earlier."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd March 29, 2020

Bakering

Spitting someone in the face.

-dude, would you stop bakering in my face!
-say it, dont baker it!

by The Baker Victim March 23, 2011

blautering

When Barack Obama is talking in his speech about nothing, and saying the same thing over and over about nothing. Also when he back tracks to try and save his ass.

Oh my fucking god Obama is just sitting there blautering...

God that nigger is blautering again.

by LoLo2121 October 17, 2008