Bauer-Status

a.Something that is so amazing that Jack Bauer himself would be connected to or affliated to.b.In reference The higest of the three status's: 2ed being Palmer and third being Gains status.c.An action or reaction that closly resembles that of Jack Bauer
d. Reffering to a pimply status, closely resembsembling Jack Bauer.e. The ability to fuck, be fucked, and fuck up in an hour
hey I haven't slept......BAEUER STATUS!!!
by p-deezy June 25, 2003
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jack bauer

Refers to the crystalline portion of marijuana known as keef, aka keefer aka "Kiefer Sutherland".
Dude, I only got a little of that Jack Bauer left, but it'll put you on your ASS!
by Tha S-Man September 20, 2006
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Jack Bauered

The act of hanging up after a phone conversation without saying goodbye.
Jack Bauer- I found the orphans! *end call*
President- ok i will.....i hate it when he does that. it should be named after him or something. Like getting Jack Bauered.
by The final 4th April 06, 2011
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Jack Bauer Shower

Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. For a true Jack Bauer Shower, one has to use Lysol antibacterial wipes on one's nether regions. The pain means it's working.
Dude1:"Dude, you stink like shit dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!"
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"


Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."
by MathKills February 11, 2009
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Jack Bauer Day

n.
1. A day dedicated to watching a full season of 24, as if you're actually watching the show in real time. Some may start watching at the same time that the episode starts; this however is optional.

2. A very intense day, usually filled with unusually dramatic and perilous moments, somewhat similar to a day in the life of Jack Bauer.
David: Man, are you comin' into work today?
Tony: Nah bro, I just picked up Season 5, I'm havin myself a Jack Bauer Day.

Chloe: Jeez Ed, what happened to you today?
Ed: You would not believe it, i got in a car accident, was fired from my job and then pushed out of a bus! What a Jack Bauer Day!
by thediddler April 04, 2009
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Pulling a Jack Bauer

Dying and coming back to life, or pretending to die and coming back to life as Jack Bauer from 24 has done twice
-So James have you read Romeo and Juliet yet?
- Yeah Juliet pulls a Jack Bauer

Boy- That guy was drowning!
Girl- No dont worry, he was just pulling a Jack Bauer
by Ana M. October 21, 2007
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