a.Something that is so amazing that Jack Bauer himself would be connected to or affliated to.b.In reference The higest of the three status's: 2ed being Palmer and third being Gains status.c.An action or reaction that closly resembles that of Jack Bauer
d. Reffering to a pimply status, closely resembsembling Jack Bauer.e. The ability to fuck, be fucked, and fuck up in an hour
d. Reffering to a pimply status, closely resembsembling Jack Bauer.e. The ability to fuck, be fucked, and fuck up in an hour
by p-deezy June 25, 2003
by Tha S-Man September 20, 2006
Jack Bauer- I found the orphans! *end call*
President- ok i will.....i hate it when he does that. it should be named after him or something. Like getting Jack Bauered.
President- ok i will.....i hate it when he does that. it should be named after him or something. Like getting Jack Bauered.
by The final 4th April 06, 2011
Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. For a true Jack Bauer Shower, one has to use Lysol antibacterial wipes on one's nether regions. The pain means it's working.
Dude1:"Dude, you stink like shit dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!"
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"
Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"
Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."
by MathKills February 11, 2009
n.
1. A day dedicated to watching a full season of 24, as if you're actually watching the show in real time. Some may start watching at the same time that the episode starts; this however is optional.
2. A very intense day, usually filled with unusually dramatic and perilous moments, somewhat similar to a day in the life of Jack Bauer.
1. A day dedicated to watching a full season of 24, as if you're actually watching the show in real time. Some may start watching at the same time that the episode starts; this however is optional.
2. A very intense day, usually filled with unusually dramatic and perilous moments, somewhat similar to a day in the life of Jack Bauer.
David: Man, are you comin' into work today?
Tony: Nah bro, I just picked up Season 5, I'm havin myself a Jack Bauer Day.
Chloe: Jeez Ed, what happened to you today?
Ed: You would not believe it, i got in a car accident, was fired from my job and then pushed out of a bus! What a Jack Bauer Day!
Tony: Nah bro, I just picked up Season 5, I'm havin myself a Jack Bauer Day.
Chloe: Jeez Ed, what happened to you today?
Ed: You would not believe it, i got in a car accident, was fired from my job and then pushed out of a bus! What a Jack Bauer Day!
by thediddler April 04, 2009
Dying and coming back to life, or pretending to die and coming back to life as Jack Bauer from 24 has done twice
-So James have you read Romeo and Juliet yet?
- Yeah Juliet pulls a Jack Bauer
Boy- That guy was drowning!
Girl- No dont worry, he was just pulling a Jack Bauer
- Yeah Juliet pulls a Jack Bauer
Boy- That guy was drowning!
Girl- No dont worry, he was just pulling a Jack Bauer
by Ana M. October 21, 2007