Skip to main content

Pittsburgh Baptism

When a resident from the city of Pittsburgh gives birth to a child (male or female) and then dips the child while still attached to the umbilical cord into the nearest sewer three times.
Why do you need to take off work?
I have to go outta town to witness my little cousins Pittsburgh Baptism.
by TnZ20 February 11, 2012
mugGet the Pittsburgh Baptism mug.

baptismal

When a guy is eating out a woman while giving birth
you freak!you busted out a baptismal on your dog.
by DorkMan January 26, 2004
mugGet the baptismal mug.
Related Words

baptism

a sexual act where a group of guys ejaculate into a bowl and then shove a girls head in it.
Betty was getting so turned on watching the guys wrestling team that she asked them if they could baptize her.

I am still trying to wash everything out of my hair from my baptism
by lame like betty January 27, 2009
mugGet the baptism mug.

mexican baptism

When one is pissed on by a mexican as a baby
The women left her baby outside for a minute when she had came back she found her baby covered in piss her baby had recieved a mexican baptism.
by Quinton4567 October 31, 2014
mugGet the mexican baptism mug.

Batista

A professional wrestler contracted with the WWE, who is the most over-hyped, under-talented, and non-charismatic flop ever seen. Hopefully, in the near future he will die, as he abuses steroids. Better yet, Brock Lesnar returns and F-5's Batista through three flaming tables onto a bed of thumbtacs. His finishing move is the Brooklyn Bomb, which was mislabeled as the Batista Bomb by mistaken commentators.
Batista, The Great Khali, and John Cena will be the death of professional wrestling.
by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
mugGet the Batista mug.

Batista Bomb

One of the lesser known sexual taboos. Practiced mainly in Zambia, it consists of "dropping a deuce" into your partners mouth. Next, the "bomber" gags the their lover in an effort to trap the excrement. Finally, party A punches the victim repeatedly until they:
A) Swallow the feces, and/or
B) Pass out.

A common misconception arose when professional wrestling commentators mislabeled a "Brooklyn Bomb" as a "Batista Bomb." This has been acknowledged by the pair, Michael Cole and John Bradshaw Layfield, in a highly-publicized press statement regarding the humiliating mistake.
Krystal and I had two hours till work, so i gave her a Batista Bomb
by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007
mugGet the Batista Bomb mug.

batista

A large tattooed neanderthal who likes to smash things.
Batista SMASH!!
by Saxon = joke account November 28, 2003
mugGet the batista mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email