To get it on with someone in the bathroom, most likely a club or bar. Usually those involved are either really drunk or just a ho.
Dude1:Man that girl over there is looking at you man, she lookin a lil tipsy too.
Dude2:Yea, I think she might be that kinda girl that is a candidate for a bathroom bop.
Dude:hey babe, you lookin good, ya wanna go to the bathroom and jump in a stall.
Chcik:Ah hell no! I aint no bathroom bop
Dude2:Yea, I think she might be that kinda girl that is a candidate for a bathroom bop.
Dude:hey babe, you lookin good, ya wanna go to the bathroom and jump in a stall.
Chcik:Ah hell no! I aint no bathroom bop
by Erock384 March 15, 2009

The painful, very sudden awareness that if one does not get to a toilet quickly, one might crap oneself. Sometimes accompanied by loud abdominal sounds and goosebumps.
In the midst of going down on his girlfriend, Gregg abruptly ran to the bathroom, as he was overcome with bathroom panic.
by Surlygirl July 13, 2006

the only place where you can get a vape, head, jerk off, and take a shit all within less than a mile of each other
by youngboy better June 6, 2021

(n.) The fictional spider used to lure curious roommates, girlfriends, siblings, etc into an utterly destroyed bathroom. Once inside the bathroom, the door is closed and forcibly held while they get to enjoy the fruits of your labor.
"Hey, you've gotta come see this bathroom spider...you ever seen one like this?"
(Curiosity brings them into the room to investigate...and you close the door behind them)
"So where is it? Oh you sunova bitch (coughing), I can taste your ass and I think my nose is bleeding! Lemme outta here...I'll do anything!"
(Curiosity brings them into the room to investigate...and you close the door behind them)
"So where is it? Oh you sunova bitch (coughing), I can taste your ass and I think my nose is bleeding! Lemme outta here...I'll do anything!"
by StinkTaco March 4, 2008

When 2 friends are in a public bathroom in adjacent stalls taking dumps. Each wipes his ass with toilet paper and then proceeds to toss the soiled toilet paper over the top of the stall into his friend's stall in an attempt to hit his friend with the soiled toilet paper. Similar to the game "Battleship" except you use toilet paper with doo doo on it instead of plastic pegs and a bathroom stall instead of the game board.
Mom: How did you get those doo doo stains on your shirt and in your hair?
Son: Johnny and I played bathroom battleship at the supermarket.
Son: Johnny and I played bathroom battleship at the supermarket.
by chork September 9, 2005

Something someone wrote on a bathroom wall, contrary to your typical graffiti (which you’ll see if you drive through a ghetto) bathroom graffiti is typically done with a marker or a pen rather than spray paint. Very easy to find in a public school or a gas station.
Melissa: when I was in high school, someone wrote I was a slut on the bathroom wall.
Courtney: typical bathroom graffiti.
George: in the boy’s bathroom, it was mostly just random swear words and drawings of dicks.
Courtney: typical bathroom graffiti.
George: in the boy’s bathroom, it was mostly just random swear words and drawings of dicks.
by nutella137 July 17, 2020

A person who occupies a bathroom stall and refuses to make any BM noises until the entire bathroom has been vacated. Occasionally, a bathroom ninja will even go so far as to stand on the toilet seat to avoid detection by other bathroom-goers.
Jacob hid in the shadows cast by the stall walls like a bathroom ninja until the final shitter had left the restroom.
by timr211 August 15, 2014
