by Jusitn86 July 1, 2017
Get the barista bomb mug.A young male who buttons too button on shirt, wears weird glass and changes under a towel tent at the gym; looks like a barista but stares at boomer dicks as they swing by.
That weird dude w bed head that hit his head on the locker as he tried to change was staring at our dicks. He’s a barista dickpeepsta
by Davedale August 27, 2019
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Get the Barilaro mug.John Barilalo is the best spaghetti slurping, goomba stomping guy you will ever meet. He specialises in hand to hand combat against cameramen and he loves to goomba stomp on the national wildlife parks therefore converting them into unsafe apartments. Even though he is 110% Italian, he will execute you via deformation lawsuit if you even utter to him "mamamia a-John-a Ba-ri-ralo you need a-more spaghet?" Yes, he barely passed tafe, yet he earns more money than you and keeps his baby fat intact. He work harder.
by Just telling it like how itis. November 13, 2022
Get the John Barilalo mug.A male who works in a coffee shop. Male equivalent of Barista. They often seem to overcompensate by being overly friendly and acting like they are a personal friend of yours by referring to you as "dude" or "bro."
I went to the coffee shop to try to hit on that hot barista, but there was some barist-bro working instead! I just got cock-blocked by Starbucks!
by ZoSAndrew January 27, 2011
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Before I even put down my two dollars, that ninja barista had a killer doubleshot of espresso in front of me.
by Jimmy Oneschuk July 25, 2008
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by KMill22 January 19, 2009
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