Bard

Bard is a simpler and more efficient term for the phrase "for real"

Person 1: "This food is bland ash."
Person 2: "BARD!!!!"

by 😏📏🤡🧱 April 1, 2023

Bard

Cunt

Wow man, you're such a fucking bard!

by Kreffy July 8, 2017

bard

A un-religious way of saying “On God” originating from Maryland.

Shawn: “I Bod This my gf right here” *shows picture*
Markus: “YO THATS DALICE I KNOW HER!”
Shawn: “Say on bard moe”
Markus: “BARD WE USED TO TALK MOE”
Shawn: “Bro on bard we been together for 2 years so there’s no way”
Markus: “YO BOD WE WAS TALKING A MONTH AGO”
Shawn: “damn my gf a gunna.”

by whytheycallmepookie August 7, 2024

bard

DMV Lingo
Slang word to admit that you're serious about something, like "I swear."

Jo: Aye twin, you hear what happened down at the lot?
Brodie: Nah fam, what happened?
Jo: ___ got robbed!
Brodie: Mannn, you lyin!
Jo: Bard I ain't lyin!?
Brodie: Bard?
Jo: Bard.

by crazybidder August 19, 2025

bard

md/dc slang for "i swear" or "forreal". typically used when something crazy was told.

i real just linked her & ha friend, you styling ls , nope i bard!

by i-got-stat March 26, 2025

Bard

Bard is when someone is trying to say that they’re telling the truth similar to the phrase “on god”

Me:”I met a really popular celebrity last week”
Friend:”no you didn’t stop lying”
Me:”bard I did”

by Dmvurbandictionary July 17, 2023

smashing the bard

Smashing the bard- a term used by super nerds or D&D players that refers to masturbation

Johnny got grounded because his mom caught him smashing the bard

by StupidShadyGames May 21, 2017