barbie

A doll that was supposed to make little girls dreams come true (aka) make them drug smugglers and plastic surgery addicts.

Kid: I wanna be barbie when I grown up! 20 years later....."Pass the weed....where is my plastic surgery bill?!"

by superwomanfan101 April 5, 2016

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A doll that has like 10 sisters and a boyfriend named Ken. Barbie acts like a bimbo, though the amount of jobs she had would require years and years of schooling. She has many friends, including Teresa, who is even more of a bimbo, Midge, who acts like a stereotypical teenager from the 60s, and Raquel who secretly hates everybody but Ken and herself. Barbie's house has a dolphin aquarium, two elevators, a robotic slave named Closet, and so many rooms she needs a map of her house.

Barbie: Hi I am Barbie and my boyfriend puts so much gel in his hair that it turned into plastic.

by Sam_han_tha November 12, 2016

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A doll that has like 10 sisters and a boyfriend named Ken. Barbie acts like a bimbo, though the amount of jobs she had would require years and years of schooling. She has many friends, including Teresa, who is even more of a bimbo, Midge, who acts like a stereotypical teenager from the 60s, and Raquel who secretly hates everybody but Ken and herself. Barbie's house has a dolphin aquarium, two elevators, a robotic slave named Closet, and so many rooms she needs a map of her house.

Barbie: Hi I am Barbie and my boyfriend puts so much gel in his hair that it turned into plastic.

by Sam_han_tha November 12, 2016

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The cutest dog you'll ever see usally a small blonde dog with a very confident personality and she will normally thinks she is better than anyone and everyone but what a cutie she is

Barbie is a cutie

by Hgfsgsjdm August 18, 2018

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