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In late winter, 2008, hip-hop artist Rick Ross released his controversial and highly-provocative "The Boss" music video featuring Fat Joe. This video and the accompanying music was an inspiration to one Michael Borzatti, of Bel Air, MD. While enjoying the effects of copious quantities of adult beverages one sultry summer evening, Mr. Borzatti proclaimed, after having recently stumbled through an attempt to clear a couch and landing in a pile of aquatic equipment, "I'm the BLOSS!" His intoxication having clearly affected the intended exclamation, "I'm the BOSS," "the bloss" then metamorphosed, with the assistance of the cunning humorist Zachary "Dunns" Dunaway. "Blossin'" has since assumed its rightful place in urban vernacular as the term that describes the utmost condition of "boss"-ness; the pinnacle of coolness; the king of chill. Variations include: "blicka blau BLOSSIN'!" "hemaglobin BLOSSIN'" "Cliffhuxtable BLOSSIN'" and "lickity splickity do flickily BLOSSIN'."
(after half a thirty of Natty Light) "This quiche is BLOSSIN'!"
by <pollux> October 4, 2008
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Awesome Blossom Possum

To start off he is not an opossum but a possum (they have bushy tail). By far the lamest super hero ever to spring up from the complicated twisted memory of a child. He is a possum with a pink cape and a flower fashioned on top of it's head. It's only power is "flower power" basically it's signature. In this it spews sunlight amongst other things from atop the flower on it's head. Yes pretty strange... Oh well that's what you get when you mix soda with roars and everything nice...
Bob:It's a bird, it's a plane it's wha!?
John:What the hell is that thing!
Bob:Get the fly swatter!
John:Will do!
Bob:Pink cape?
Awesome Blossom Possum:I'm straight...
by MooFly April 4, 2009
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cherry blossom

Human suffering, particularly viewed in an uncaring and cavalier manner.

The term originated in the South African expression, "The misery of others is like a cherry blossom--attractive, fragrant, and easily forgotten." (rough translation from Afrikaans)
Darfur is a field of cherry blossoms, and the United States just gazes from afar.
by S. Q. November 6, 2008
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balgoss

A species of hulking creatures that have a bulky body and a large back that is covered with a protective shell, huge arms with hands and feet with four long claws, a knobby head, unhinged jaws with sharp teeth, short tail, white eyes, a pig snout, and has a horrible guttural scream.
Villager: Beware of the balgoss!

Knight: What is a balgoss?

Villager: A mean and strong creature!
by Me Roboto September 23, 2021
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Meat Blossom

When you pound the pussy good and leave it in a puffy, engorged state.
Sandy used her hand mirror to admire her meat blossom after I drilled her.
by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017
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very special Blossom

When a parent and child are in a situation that would be represented by a "Very special" episode of a program that explores teen angst. Could also be among peers/teens to talk about all those things that those shows seem to talk about.
Mom: I saw you making out with that boy...
Daughter: God, Maaaaaaaaa! That was a private place!
Mom: It was a KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!
Daughter: Maaaaa!
Mom: I just don't want you making the same mistakes I made.
Daughter: Oh, is this a very special Blossom episode?
by Leif June 10, 2006
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Cherry Blossom

A virgin male or female. Because like cherry blossom they haven't lost their cherry.
"We call the kid at work cherry blossom/blossom because he's still got his cherry"
by Siktir git April 8, 2015
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