In late winter, 2008, hip-hop artist Rick Ross released his controversial and highly-provocative "The Boss" music video featuring Fat Joe. This video and the accompanying music was an inspiration to one Michael Borzatti, of Bel Air, MD. While enjoying the effects of copious quantities of adult beverages one sultry summer evening, Mr. Borzatti proclaimed, after having recently stumbled through an attempt to clear a couch and landing in a pile of aquatic equipment, "I'm the BLOSS!" His intoxication having clearly affected the intended exclamation, "I'm the BOSS," "the bloss" then metamorphosed, with the assistance of the cunning humorist Zachary "Dunns" Dunaway. "Blossin'" has since assumed its rightful place in urban vernacular as the term that describes the utmost condition of "boss"-ness; the pinnacle of coolness; the king of chill. Variations include: "blicka blau BLOSSIN'!" "hemaglobin BLOSSIN'" "Cliffhuxtable BLOSSIN'" and "lickity splickity do flickily BLOSSIN'."
by <pollux> October 4, 2008
Get the blossin' mug.To start off he is not an opossum but a possum (they have bushy tail). By far the lamest super hero ever to spring up from the complicated twisted memory of a child. He is a possum with a pink cape and a flower fashioned on top of it's head. It's only power is "flower power" basically it's signature. In this it spews sunlight amongst other things from atop the flower on it's head. Yes pretty strange... Oh well that's what you get when you mix soda with roars and everything nice...
Bob:It's a bird, it's a plane it's wha!?
John:What the hell is that thing!
Bob:Get the fly swatter!
John:Will do!
Bob:Pink cape?
Awesome Blossom Possum:I'm straight...
John:What the hell is that thing!
Bob:Get the fly swatter!
John:Will do!
Bob:Pink cape?
Awesome Blossom Possum:I'm straight...
by MooFly April 4, 2009
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The term originated in the South African expression, "The misery of others is like a cherry blossom--attractive, fragrant, and easily forgotten." (rough translation from Afrikaans)
The term originated in the South African expression, "The misery of others is like a cherry blossom--attractive, fragrant, and easily forgotten." (rough translation from Afrikaans)
by S. Q. November 6, 2008
Get the cherry blossom mug.A species of hulking creatures that have a bulky body and a large back that is covered with a protective shell, huge arms with hands and feet with four long claws, a knobby head, unhinged jaws with sharp teeth, short tail, white eyes, a pig snout, and has a horrible guttural scream.
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Get the Meat Blossom mug.When a parent and child are in a situation that would be represented by a "Very special" episode of a program that explores teen angst. Could also be among peers/teens to talk about all those things that those shows seem to talk about.
Mom: I saw you making out with that boy...
Daughter: God, Maaaaaaaaa! That was a private place!
Mom: It was a KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!
Daughter: Maaaaa!
Mom: I just don't want you making the same mistakes I made.
Daughter: Oh, is this a very special Blossom episode?
Daughter: God, Maaaaaaaaa! That was a private place!
Mom: It was a KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!
Daughter: Maaaaa!
Mom: I just don't want you making the same mistakes I made.
Daughter: Oh, is this a very special Blossom episode?
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