Baloonist

A derivative of Balo & Balloon - A large bear like man who’s clumsy and ogre'ish - walks hunched and awkward, has little to no charisma and is hopeless with women, then finding social skills in later life and becoming semi-cool and fairly attractive to women - turns one’s life around!!!

That guy was a real loser - but look at him now - he's a real Baloonist

by The TurkeyKid September 29, 2010

Babooning

Pooping. More along the lines of loud, explosive, gut wrenching pooping that feels like an entire family of baboons are tearing apart you intestines. Also used to describe pooping in public places so the general population has no idea what is about to happen.

"Hey Shane, are you ok in there? I heard a lot of noise."
"Yeah Larry, I am fine! I am just babooning."

by bizdoggette June 6, 2016

Baboon Pants

Slacks that have the backside cut out thereby exposing the buttocks. Sometimes confused with assless chaps.

Damn, my swamp ass is out of control! I’ve gotta pick up a pair of baboon pants.

by R_Chi_Bald March 18, 2018

bakoonyabagegasaus

bogus, bologna, hogwash; nonsense.

“Quit your bakoonyabagegasaus.”

by _lou_lou August 25, 2018

Baboonism

When a person or group of people act with no intelligence ie stupid unsociable behaviour together with their inability to reason or apply logic

I would use baboonism in context to a response

Ie. Why are they acting in that way?
" thats just baboonism "

by Stee Bee December 24, 2019

Baboonery

A person who is a not very intelligent and makes dumb decisions

Paula that is such baboonery. You’re acting like a meatball.

by Josiah Joyce May 8, 2020

Bahoolien

If you are a Bahoolien, this means you are attracted towards men. you will do anything to get a taste of another man and you also smell like warm mayonnaise.

Yo you heard about Julian the Bahoolien, he got caught with Jabari last night in the locker room.

by Big Homie Doubly March 26, 2021