Flesh Baguette

The slang term for a French man's penis

Pierre: oh oui oui suck my flesh baguette girl.

by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019

Baguette Cat

A cat that has a baguette also is fat.

Baguette Cat is great to watch

by BigNugeeto March 25, 2021

Astro Baguette

An astro Baguette is when you stick a baguette so far up your arse you can see stars

Did you hear how he got an astro baguette. He'll never be able to sit down again, (again)

... plus i wanted to eat that

by Prince of the Lizard people July 29, 2012

Douchette Baguette

A douche bag like chick that prefers to date douche bags.

Ali from the Bachelorette Season 6 is a Douchette Baguette.

by nrobin August 3, 2010

Moist Baguette

Someone who is not considered attractive.

Why do you think he is cute? He looks like a moist baguette.

by A Moist Baguette September 21, 2016

dirty baguette

The act of two men using an authentic french baguette for double ended anal intercourse, requiring both parties to face away from each other.

Bro, frenchie and I did the dirty baguette after work the other day!

by PapaBaguette November 17, 2021

Baguette (🥖)

A slang term used amungst the manual elite to identify one another as fellow Baguettes for enjoying the art of actuating a clutch.

Universally recognized as praise in the war against the Pathetic Automatic Scum

Alternatively, use 🥖

Have you met Jimbo yet? He's a fellow Baguette (🥖) like us.

by UmbraSicarius69 January 11, 2020