Mini babies 

Mini babies are small plastic babies that can be purchased on amazon. They are meant to be scattered around a public setting. For example one might buy a pack of 100 mini babies and disperse them around a school or a public bathroom. They are meant to be found by unsuspecting babies catchers and then hidden in another place. If you find a mini baby please hid it in a new place so a new baby catcher can find it.

Girl: “hey, let’s go hid these mini babies around the school.”
Boy: “k”

Mini babies by @minibabies May 9, 2019

how are babies made? 

When a mommy and daddy love each other very much the daddy injects his no-no part into the mommy's no-no part.

Timmy''how are babies made?''
John''They fuck each other''
Timmy:''that explains a lot''

how are babies made? by Ifyoudothisyoudothisyeah February 9, 2018

Whippin Babies 

cookin cocaine or crack

Aye nigga umma b whippin babies tonight if da money right.

Whippin Babies by Kodak-TSP October 16, 2008

Weenie Babies

Institutional investors who panic sell at the first sign of a market downtrend

The Hedge Fund weenie babies are shorting the market again

Weenie Babies by Dragan1979 May 6, 2021

Chill, make peace and have babies 

To forgive or to squash a problem

guy 1: Your gay
guy 2: Your mom's gay
guy 1: I dare you to say that again
guy 3: Guys, guys, lets just chill, make peace and have babies :)

Chill, make peace and have babies by thegirlthatkrumps March 30, 2011

COVID Babies 

Sick children, between the ages of 5 and 15, who are home due to school closures, playing online video games (like Fortnite) and audibly coughing, sniffling, and sneezing. See also #sweaty fever child

tiny voice "Ashhpplzz! *snif* Anybody got a mic? Helloo? *koff* *koff* Anyone got a mic? Nobody? *snif*"
older voice "Aww, another one of these COVID babies. I knew you were a sweat."

COVID Babies by ToddUncommon March 24, 2020

I was havin' dem babies 

An excuse for a long inexplicable absence.

e.g. someone was gone to the toilet for a very long time:
Person 1: Wow, where were you all this time?
Person 2: Oh, you know. I was havin' dem babies.

I was havin' dem babies by SparkleGlitterCakes September 26, 2011