baby 

Horrible little creatures from 'God' (if there is one). Retarded people think they're cute. What's so cute about a little machine that cries, pisses and shits everywhere?

They're also the cause of suicide. See post-natal depression.

I'm never going to have a baby. I want a life thank you very much.

baby by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 21, 2006

baby 

Someone who is really messy and spills everything

My baby is a mess, she can't eat her food properly

baby by loverboy133 January 9, 2015

Baby 

Little alimentary canals with zero responsibility.

John Doe is like a baby - all he does is eat and sleep.

Baby by Khechomuni September 17, 2017

Baby 

When you ready to settle down but you still got things you need to get out ur system.

You my baby not my bae

Baby by @spadesbaby December 13, 2017

Baby 

1) A (n) infant.
2) A (n) nickname for your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Jake says," Aww look at the baby!"
Becca who," Jake, baby, be quiet."

Baby by HiImmaTellYa November 5, 2018

baby 

My favorite midnight snack

"what you want to eat"
"b a b y"
"baby?"

baby by small child, aka: baby October 22, 2019

Baby 

Lumps of meat and fat that u have to feed titty milk bc a guys pull out game is weak

Damn that baby is fat as fuck
That man got some weak ass pull out game, I mean look 5 kids like what the fuck

Baby by Phantomwarrior March 26, 2020