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transition buttsex

Denotes the area between B and CT Spawn on de_cbble. It was originally created by Austin in haste, when asked "where is he?"
by TEAMCLAN February 23, 2005
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Transilvainian Buttsex

sex between 2 males that involves 16 vampire novels, 89 bottles of Vampire wine, 666 srceamo music cd's, a branding iron, 1 gallon of AB- blood, and a vampire.(the vampire doesn't count as 1 of the 2 males)
Dracula and his 2 gay friends died from over-branding during Transilvainian Buttsex, Edward, from twilight, his 2 life partners died from having 90 bottles of Vampire wine and 667 screamo cd's during Transilvainian Buttsex
by Gman665 December 13, 2010
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Jalepeno Buttsex

After the act of anal sex, one discovers shortly after that it burns very badly to pee. Commonly confused with gonorrhea. But the real problem is a jalepeno seed stuck in your urethra.
You: "I fucked a mexican in the ass raw-dog last night. I though I picked up the clap, but I realized it was just a jalepeno seed."

Your buddy: "That's what we call Jalepeno Buttsex bro."
by Hamtown December 2, 2010
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Mouth buttsex

The act of having rough anal sex with someone's mouth, which usually results in ripping of the lining of the roof of the reciever's mouth. It is generally a rough but very sensual act, most likely followed by ejaculation into ones mouth. If performed correctly the ejaculate tends to leak out of the nostrils; not to be confused with a "candy cane." There are two possible ways to begin the act of mouth buttsex. 1. Start by ramming the sphincter of the proposed receiver. 2. Being you start the oral buttsex flaccid, as the erection occurs you begin to ram the receivers mouth as roughly as non-fatally possible. Circular motions of thrusting are encouraged during the act. If the "thruster" can maintain an erection after ejaculation into ones mouth, it is common courtesy to proceed with normal anal sex following the oral buttsex. As is "making out." As with wine it is usually an acquired taste, but once approved by both parties, it becomes very pleasurable for all involved, and has potential to bring the participants closer than ever during, and after the act has finished.
"Dude Kelly totally let me have mouth buttsex with her last night, I was thinking about breaking up with her, but tomorrow we are going to pick out some engagement cock rings"
by The official oral buttsex pro October 27, 2013
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dry buttsex

Is the act of having buttsex with clothing on. It is kinda like humping, since in both cases the dick never enters the arse.
Lisa: Did you finally have buttsex?
Beth: No, we only had dry buttsex.
by dan1234321 December 9, 2008
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awkward buttsex

The moment someone slips into another person's "clown-hole" and they don't actually know about it. So both parties just stay there, neither moving or acting sexually until it gets too awkward when the person's mother walks in offering snacks. In the further case of it leading to the mother joining in, it shall be called "Ye Old Mexican Prayer".
Jimmy: "Oh man, thought I could slip right in without her noticing. Guess not man..."
Harold: "Oh dude, you had 'Awkward Buttsex' didn't you!?"
Jimmy: "Yeah, then her mom walked in and did 'Ye Old Mexican Prayer' on us..."
Harold: "you're gross."
by butt_muncher July 17, 2014
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cyber buttsex

When you anally penetrate your computer screen during an interaction via cyber; cyber anal sex with a sticky outcome.
Matt and Alondra had cyber buttsex while Julie did Netflix and chill with Ruby.
by Vibr8er69 June 29, 2015
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