grease burger

The turd that is left behind in the toilet when someone forgets to flush the toilet after dropping a deuce. It is usually several minutes or hours before it is discovered and typically not pleasant to look at.

John: Did you hear about what happened to Leavitt?

Jason: No!

John: Teresa left him and took everything. All she left was a grease burger in the toilet!

OR

Trey: Hey! Whoever left this grease burger in the toilet needs to come flush it.

by baller207 July 21, 2009

Burgeoning Salmon

When the lonely fisherman lays himself supine in the river amongst the migrating fishes and allows the grizzlies to paddle his canoe.

Whilst searching for the False Celery in the mountains, the pupil found Nirvana performing the Burgeoning Salmon for a group of Belgian tourists.

by boatbutter August 10, 2006

Dirty Burge

University of Iowa residence hall harboring more sexually transmitted diseases than the Red Light District in Amsterdam.

Let's just go over to Dirty Burge.

by powerful-fruitcup March 21, 2011

burger beat

Slang for excessive chest hair sticking out of the top of a semi buttoned shirt.

British English derivative of the South Jersey term Hamburger Meat.

'Look at Will wandering about with his Burger Beat out, I wish he'd fasten that top button up!'

by CF Enterprises January 31, 2018

Krusty Burger

When your significant other has decided to stop sleeping with you yet still goes to bed dressed only in a thong and a tshirt. You jerk off until you come between her buttcheeks. Thereby creating a Krusty Burger in the morning when she has to pee.

Her:"i'm not in the mood"
You:"ok"
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!

You:"he he Krusty Burger yum

by Leftimus Maximus January 27, 2009

Dick Bugler

A man who brags about their Penis size being larger than others, and is always asking to compare.

"Dude, Blackwell asked Hoon to compare sizes , Blackwell is a total Dick Bugler "

"my male genitalia is predominately a greater length and width than yours" - Said the Dick Bugler

by FannyCulo May 12, 2016

Tweeny Burger

An adolescent that expresses extremely irritating qualities such as unnecessary screeching, attempting to revive dead memes, and lacking basic intelligence and maturity. These qualities can be represented through the analogy of a burger; just as many components come together to create a good burger, many irritating components coalesce to become a tweeny burger.

STOP BEING SUCH A TWEENY BURGER!

by Dr. John P. Bogdan February 11, 2018