book 

a source of reading, in America and most english speaking countries opens right to left then you read them top to bottom left to right.

Man books fuckin' suck why the fuck am I at school I am not learning shit lets hit the teachers with the damn book until they ficking pass and then book(other meaning) the fuck outta here.

book by Irish Whiskey Man 4280 March 11, 2003

book 

Object that does not give instant gratification, like a computer, a television or a dildo.

"I really should start reading that book I bought two months ago. Maybe later, for now I'll just masturbate to lesbian porn."

book by AbnormalBoy September 2, 2004

book 

Something most people don't read

loololool who actually reads books? olololol

book by acekilla379344335 February 13, 2009

book 

new word for cool
as coined by me

"hey check out my new shoes"
"dang them shits is book

book by kevin "k-bone" December 25, 2009

book 

This is what comes up on predictive text instead of cool. Book is the height of all coolness possible.

James: I am soo book its unbelievable.
Mel: Ahahaha, no. Lol at your face.

book by Booktimes. October 27, 2011

book 

A thing old people use to look stuff up

When John wanted to know what "endothelium" was, instead of googling it, he looked it up in an ancient, 47-lb book called a medical dictionary

book by ecstatic_editor July 1, 2012

Book 

A hard or soft covered rectangular shaped object that holds many words, sometimes about a fictional story or maybe about real life occasions. Not often read anymore, due to the internet.

Man, you still read books?
Yes. This one is about a lovely child who was abducted by a giant and brought to the wizarding world, and made tons of friends who helped him defeat the dark Lord.

Book by ImDunWithLife December 27, 2016