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blues traveler

Sexual intercourse during which both parties have a harmonica in their mouths.
The blues traveler move may make the most god-awful sounds, but the hook will always bring that lover back.
by Illegalpriest May 11, 2020
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blues.clu3s_

a vry cool and swag person named blue they are epic. xe are cool and everyone should be it’s freind.
person who is cool: i am friends with blues.clu3s_ and worms super cool
not cool person: who?
by blues.clues_ May 4, 2021
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Blues Attorney

Slang for very wealthy guitar hobbyists that buy extremely expensive guitars and gear despite not knowing how to actually play nor do they perform gigs.

Your average blues attorney plays stereotypical blues licks off time and out of key while behaving like a famous rockstar.

A blues attorney in a guitar shop will bring in their overpriced equipment under the guise of selling it just to get a reaction out of onlookers and staff. All the whole loudly proclaiming all the connections they have in the music business.

Blues attorneys personality wise are cripplingly insecure so naturally they need constant attention and external validation. This comes in the form of doing whatever it takes to draw attention to themselves; being as loud as possible about their connections, gear and concert stories. However, these people do not remotely have the skill set to back up their attitude and have basically become the greatvalu™️ version of the rockstar they identify themselves with. Outside of said rockstar they’re emulating, they have no real personality or identity, nor do they have anything original to bring to the table

Blues attorneys are emotionally fragile children in adults bodies that participate in energy vampirism. Everyone in their path is left emotionally drained and feeling like they just got slimed by something you’d see in ghostbusters.

Blues attorneys can come in all shapes and sizes and genres but the blues classification in particular tends to be a boomer
“Ugh not this guy again. That’s the 3rd time this week he’s been here”

“Oh yeah he’s a blues attorney. Just don’t give him any attention or emotional reaction and he will go away.”
by Thismo2talcoil December 21, 2022
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festival blues

the down feeling you get for almost a week or more after you come home from a music festival. the feeling that nothing in the world compares to that 'crazy' weekend and the desperate need to go back and relive it. anyone not at a festival will dismiss this feeling as a sign of insanity as they simply do not understand.
''Hey, wanna come to a party?''
''No, I only got back from T in the Park yesterday and I have the festival blues''
"Okay then you absolute freak''
by lornmuzz July 18, 2010
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old world blues

Being so wrapped up in nostalgia for the past that you can not see or be a part of the current or future world.
Joe-24: See how he sit in that rocking chair, staring at nothing even though the hypnotron is on?
Jeb-16: Leave old #3 alone, Joe. He's just thinking about when food didn't come in squeeze tubes.
J-24: Haha, food always came in squeeze tubes! ...didn't they?
J-16: ...dem Old World Blues.
by Zombad December 23, 2013
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Cocksucker blues

A feeling of sadness and depression, but also anger and irritability among gay men that haven’t sucked cock for a while.
Gabi has the cocksucker blues again. It’s been a wile since he sucked some man meat.
by kam75xx December 31, 2017
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Back To School Blues

The feeling one gets when as the holiday draws to the end and people start to remind eachother of the coming school days, people wonder where the time went and dread that they have forgotten everthing.
example) A:"Hey man can you believe the holidays are over? i mean where did the time go?"

B:"i don't know man, i think i'm coming down with the Back To School Blues"
by Mikoneo January 4, 2012
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