Blart

When you eat alot of cool ranch doritos then proceed to throw up in your partners anus

Nikolas cage blarted me at the party

by Nat zi March 18, 2022

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone

When something isn’t bad enough to be good but still bad and not good, like the 2015 Action/Comedy movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

Woah dude, Megamind 2 was totally in the Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone.

by definitelynotocto April 13, 2024

Blart

A Loud squeaking fluttering fart sound made from the combination of seat and ass on a wheelchair, rascal, or in some cases any seat. Originally a fart on a rascal characterized by the special sound of a "seat fart" and now the meaning and application has been expanded.

"What's that sound? And what the fuck is that smell Randy?" "Bro, it's that old lady in the rascal, she just blarted. Can't you Hear that squeak? It's still going."

"Did you hear that blurt from that fat guy riding the rascal?"

by Solomacn November 27, 2012

Blart

A man who farts out their dick (a male queef)

Person 1: I blarted by accident!
Person 2: Thats nasty yo

by Blarter The Second February 28, 2024

Blart

The forcing of air through scrotal pockets, resulting in a bubbly, flapping, farting sound. Aka a ball queef.

This dude kept blarting every time he did standing bow pose.

by Mary Casbah July 10, 2022

fart blart

When you throw up and fart at the same time its a fart blart..

I dont feel good..
Maybe you have to fart blart
oh yeah it made me feel better
thanks

by Fart Blart February 13, 2017

Blart

Brummie slang for cry.

"When her Dad passed away she had a right good blart."

by CeliceJ March 7, 2021