the patron deity of bullshit
"In this time of term papers I wanted to draw upon my patron deity, Bullshiticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all nighter.
I like to think he's Dionysus's second cousin or something."
"In this time of term papers I wanted to draw upon my patron deity, Bullshiticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all nighter.
I like to think he's Dionysus's second cousin or something."
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Noun, one who frequently gives misleading information, provides excuses when necessary, gives bogus facts to support alibi for bailing or standing up plans, doesn't answer phone calls as way to deter oncoming plans.
Zach was such a bullshitter that he almost believed himself when he told people he forgot to check his phone.
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The person who had bullshit called on them may call it back if they can prove they are correct.
The person who had bullshit called on them may call it back if they can prove they are correct.
Person #1: The first president of the U.S.A. was Thomas Jefferson.
Person #2: I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that.
Person #1: What?
Person #2: The first president was George Washington.
Person #2: I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that.
Person #1: What?
Person #2: The first president was George Washington.
by Eye Sac May 17, 2006
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Person 2: What?! That's some fraggle naggle bullshit!
Person 2: What?! That's some fraggle naggle bullshit!
by savannuh March 19, 2009
Get the fraggle naggle bullshit mug.1. Any system of thinking which flies in the face of reason and common sense; unfairness in the guise of fairness; hypocricy.
2. Pointless rules, which, if taken to their logical extremes, are quite obviously fucked-up.
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2. Pointless rules, which, if taken to their logical extremes, are quite obviously fucked-up.
3. Basically the same thing as "Bent-Penis Math Equations."
So by your bullshit logic, if two people were shooting at each other and I was shot, I'd be arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.
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