get bent

Telling someone to fuck off or go fuck themselves.

That '70s Show characters telling each other to get bent when they're pissed at each other.
Hyde: get bent!

by justine d January 01, 2006

bent carrot

Another term for Peyronie's Disease, a treatable (albeit embarrassing) condition that causes a man's erection to curve unnaturally. Most often associated with Xiaflex, a medication used to treat Peyronie's.

It's perfectly normal to have a bent carrot, but an unusual bend or bump that bothers you may be a sign of Peyronie's Disease.

by The Carrot Man December 25, 2021

bent bert

a right angled penis, ususally do to over bangage of the female ass

"Oh shit, I gave myself a bent bert last night "

by Greg Satin January 16, 2003

bent copper

A "bad" cop; a "dirty" police officer.

He's got a dozen excessive force complaints. Look up "bad cop", and you see his picture. That officer is real bent copper!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 19, 2021

bent over

to assertively (and hopefully consensually and pleasantly) be leaned over an object at the waist such as to allow vaginal penetration from behind

She was smiling all day at the office today 'cause her boyfriend told her on the phone she was going to get bent over the couch when he got home.

by LewisT July 26, 2005

bent as a banana

To be as stoned as humanly possible.

Did you see that 7-11 dudes eyes? He was bent as a banana!

by markuz July 28, 2005

hell bent

adj. Bound and determined; cannot be dissuaded by logic or reason.

Al-Qaeda was hell bent on crashing those planes into the World Trade Center and Pentagon.

by fizzle March 27, 2004