i love you bea malven
by leafeon.eevee July 19, 2021
Beatrice, goes by Bea, is a kind, caring, a little racist sometimes, pretty, and athletic girl. Sometimes she will call herself fat, even though she if FAR from it. Her curly brown hair, and hazel eyes make her able to get any guy she wants. Shes amazing, even if she doesn’t know it. She’s an amazing friend, and an even better girlfriend. She often makes self deprecating jokes when she is easily the prettiest and most funny girl out there. Every guy is jealous of her boyfriend, but she is loyal. She is very open with the people she is close with, and her friends know they can count on her to be there when they need it, and she knows she can count on them. Oh yeah, shes short too, but that just makes her even cuter.
Bea is amazing.
Person 1: Im gonna ask Bea out.
Billybob: Really? Shes had so many boyfriends.
Person 1: Yeah, but she wants to change and I believe she can. I want to spend the rest of my life with Bea.
Billybob: Alright man, good luck.
Person 1: Im gonna ask Bea out.
Billybob: Really? Shes had so many boyfriends.
Person 1: Yeah, but she wants to change and I believe she can. I want to spend the rest of my life with Bea.
Billybob: Alright man, good luck.
by RedNerdLovesMexican January 21, 2024
by notbeatbh November 22, 2021
by saladcunt111 September 06, 2023
A popular user in honkai impact 3rd, seen in chat room 1. Usually someone racist and/or a lolicon. Users under this name usually do not have a large vocabulary, it usually consists of “lolis” or “(n word)”
by Yomama888 April 17, 2022
by Lovi Boti August 16, 2018
Bea is such a beautiful girl, named after the spanish/italian word for a pretty girl (bella)... just kidding. She's dumb and unfunny, probably a bit below 5' (150 for you non-americans) and has an inferiority complex. Therefore, she must resort to speaking to people online in an attempt to drown out her sadness and boredom. She finds another unfunny girl and makes lesbian jokes with her to fill the void in her heart. It is futile.
"Hey bro, I was talking to Bea the other day an-"
"Dawg do you have a mental illness? You mean Bea the Dwarf?"
"Yea, what's wrong with her?"
"She's about as smart as Napoleon from Animal Farm. Not that you'd get it, but it's a book abo-"
*Gets punched in the face*
"Dawg do you have a mental illness? You mean Bea the Dwarf?"
"Yea, what's wrong with her?"
"She's about as smart as Napoleon from Animal Farm. Not that you'd get it, but it's a book abo-"
*Gets punched in the face*
by shhhhhhap July 05, 2024